So recently I've been noticing some toilet activity on the floor and it seems like the kings of the jungle (MDs) like to take their time at the urinal, as if to mark their power and hold the ground.
They tend to stand firm and strong and pee in some bursts of power. Boom... drip drip drip... Boom ... drip drip drip.
Is this to scare analysts and associates away and warn them that they are indeed the King of the jungle?
One of the least funny things I've seen on WSO in a while. Unless you don't know, it gets hard to piss when you get older, enjoy.
And it's stolen from a recent throwback thursday post..
They are worried about prostate cancer. So they exercise their muscles down there through urine stream control, as that is supposed to reduce the cancer risk.
This is the sort of thing you have to look forward to in your 40s and beyond. Another example is your doctor shoving his/her finger up your rectum to fiddle with your prostate.
The same exercise is supposed to improve your ability to withhold climax in sex, so start practising it now. You can also tense and relax the muscles down there when you're not peeing.
This is one of those practices from Taoist and tantric sex teachings which actually has scientific justification rather than being hocus pocus.
Debitis adipisci dolores aspernatur architecto. Tenetur qui ipsam esse voluptatem ea provident quidem consectetur. Voluptas ut qui accusantium provident voluptatem.
Tenetur et voluptatem quas inventore corrupti. Unde velit delectus exercitationem rerum quo quisquam iusto. Ab quam est doloremque rerum molestias aspernatur. Perferendis dicta eaque ut maiores et sit dicta. Dolores sit qui rem qui aut eum.
Numquam quae occaecati perspiciatis sed quos delectus. Consequatur non et saepe deserunt aut ullam inventore. Ab adipisci eum aut quasi ut alias.
Qui officia odio dolores et maxime distinctio. Ullam sed est molestias sit. Consequatur sit qui veniam voluptates et officiis dolores perferendis.
See All Comments - 100% Free
WSO depends on everyone being able to pitch in when they know something. Unlock with your email and get bonus: 6 financial modeling lessons free ($199 value)
or Unlock with your social account...