Why do people put “ex-Goldman”, “ex-Citadel”, “ex-Citi” in their LinkedIn headers

We get it, you work at a shitty startup now and it’s the only way for your fragile ego to remain intact, but seriously why? This shit is cringe as fuck. If you are trying to say that you are so important because you USED to work in banking or whatever, why tf didn’t you just stay if you are still flashing the title for clout. LinkedIn is total cancer 🚀📈🤪

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In this bad job market, even JPM SWE is considered a top offer. My nephew who studied CS @ target school went for it this year and he said he's super lucky getting it. Tough market, be more lenient on people

 

I once saw a woman with "ex-BCG" in her NAME. She spent one year with the firm... 20 years ago as an analyst.

 
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It is not always an ego trip.

Many people are struggling to find jobs and need to try to make their profiles stand out.

Working at a top company for a lengthy period of time can show people that you were intelligent and dynamic enough to get into a competitive place. It is the same exact rationale as listing your education on your linked in if you went to a top college. I’ve also noticed some people don’t list their education history since it is likely they went to bad schools.

If you’re post was to highlight that LinkedIn is cringe, then yes we know. It’s cringe just like any social media is.

Some people just aren’t as cool and accomplished as you man.

 

How can it possibly be compared to listing your school on your linkedin page? FWIW, I also think having ex-Ivy in linkedin header is cringe haha

 

I am yet to meet someone who got a job because of their LinkedIn profile. Linkedin is a platform for networking and helps in getting updates on job opportunities from their apply for jobs tab

 

I’ve had several friends get jobs via their profile, in the sense a recruiter messaged them after perusing their profile about a job opportunity and they converted. The one that sticks out to me was from last year. He was at a LMM pe firm and through a cold email LinkedIn message, he got to a mega fund, I’m not saying it’s likely, but it is definitely possible.

Remember that you are trying to make your profile more searchable and pop for these recruiters.

It is obviously kind of embarrassing, but it’s a tough job market and people can get desperate if they have been out of work for awhile. I just feel like OP is making fun of people down on their luck, and that is also cringe.

 

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It is not always an ego trip.

Many people are struggling to find jobs and need to try to make their profiles stand out.

Working at a top company for a lengthy period of time can show people that you were intelligent and dynamic enough to get into a competitive place. It is the same exact rationale as listing your education on your linked in if you went to a top college. I've also noticed some people don't list their education history since it is likely they went to bad schools.

If you're post was to highlight that LinkedIn is cringe, then yes we know. It's cringe just like any social media is.

Some people just aren't as cool and accomplished as you man.

I would say most of us are prob cooler than you considering we don’t need subsidies from dad despite making $1mm+ per year lol

 

Deja vu, a couple of days ago I saw a similar thing from a GSB Candidate. It was a consultant and he put "promoted to post-mba role" in the description for that role. I was like dude.... cmonnnn.

 

In French finance, have seen many people who did 6 month internships refer to themselves and be referred to (including in finance publications) as “ex-Roths” and “ex-Laz”

 

A member of my gf’s family claimed to work in “investment banking” when he’s an FP&A analyst (basically audit) for a regional healthcare company. He also graduated with a 3.4 from western michigan university lol, good luck spinning that as IB.

 

Start-ups are not shitty, many of the millionaires made their fortune from startup equity.



And nope, they didn't do it for prestige. They just wanna tell people that they have climbed out of a shithole and wanna connect with people who did the same

 

I saw Goldie's LinkedIn, it says "ex-WSOer" - such prestige.

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I find it just as cringy as you do, but UNFORTUNATELY, with so many people now active on LinkedIn, there's a lot of noise. A job appreciation post every week, 'influencer' cult followings, a post everyday for random life lessons, to point out every little thing happening in their lives and workplaces, every certifications they have done no matter how insignificant, every goddamn interview and every chance to kiss ass, I find myself having to honk louder. It's a f.ing marketplace. 

 

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