We have a fun new contest each week to let our funniest members win a free WSO T shirt with their witty inner genius. All you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!
Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Dec 19th, winner will be announced Monday
I can show you the world... Shining, shimmering, splendid...
Whatever was in that last Red Bull, I'm OK with it.
Vyvanse gives you wings!
Not like adderall does haha...
"Johnny went to a non-target. After 999 rejected/ignored emails, he found out that the only one that matters is the one that got him in the door."
What a splendid Thursday night...all I need now is some chicken and rice with extra white sauce and it will be perfect.
Bill (boss) won't catch me leaving up here! Off to the bar!
I just got a new delivery job at Amazon.
I wish steve would take pepto before flying over the city
ROFL!
Steve Cohen during happier times
QE gives you wings!
Let's see if Carol in HR says I need a nose job NOW!
What it feels like sleeping after pulling three all-nighters
And yet people still can't see past my nose
Silver wings > golden parchute
Is this considered Front Office?
Nose goes
I think Icahn, I think Icahn, I think Icahn.
First Officer: "Hey Captain Sully, check out the beak on this bird we're about to blast."
The new google robot testing
What every WSO n00b thinks it's like to be a Goldman PMD.
Why does my nose fit so perfectly in my mouth?
Your average investor in bitcoin.
"Hey, I can see my nest egg from up here!"
"I haven't felt this good since the Eighties."
"Who needs a private jet when you have your own wings?"
Twas the night before Bonus Day, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The direct deposit applications were all completed with care, In hopes that the Wall Street Bonus Fairy soon would be there.
Dick Fuld gives you wings!
"The power tie actually worked..."
US LBO market circa 2007
Next scene see the story of Icarus...
I have to be careful flying so close to christmas or santa might ask me to guide his sleigh.
Obama's version of Amazon's drone delivery.
"Look at all those WSOers down there trying to be funny."
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