WSO Caption Contests are back! You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!
Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday; winner will be announced on Monday.
*Happy Hanukkah
Come on guys with these needless micro aggressions.
Resume regular behaviour to conceal true motives
who's that ugly guy with gree shirt and red tie?
What is it in the mouth of guy with green shirt?
Is that the guy that stood outside the bank's door handing out resumes?
I should have brought a bigger flask
Merry Christmas, ya filthy recruiting animal!
I hope those chics will screw me after seeing Harvard MBA on my CV....
Here in it's natural habitat we see the socially awkward first year analyst worried about prestige. He has just realized all the halfway attractive HR and sales girls are already taken. Bravely, he decides to initiate the mating call of his people anyway.
looks like you're the winner, i'll pm you the link to the free t-shirt
I hope they don't notice my 'pick-up' lines on my resume...
"Come on guys, you know my LinkedIn page says INCOMING interviewee!"
Off season recruiting of the non target hopefuls.
When your roommate empties the flask you bought on Amazon and you now realize how much of an irrelevant fuckboi you are when sober
oye, it looks like we have spotted an intern outside of their natural habitat, expect quick movements and intense perspiring
The bourbon wasn't enough to drown out young Bobby's tears of despair. Magna cum laude just woudn't cut it this year.
"Brady at MBA Holiday gatherings"
"Shit! I forgot to include 'passion for finance' on this version of my resume. Oh, the agony!"
"Just like WSO said, all about networking"
"Applying to the back office"
Human peacocking.
"This is my HBS adorned resume but more importantly, the flask says halfway to models and bottles. I'm a culture fit right?"
3 MBA grads walk into a Boston bar: You can guess which two Mad Swagger bros went to HBS and which is the dweeb from MIT who brought his Resume to show off his latest report on the krebs cycle.
As a Young Jew Wanting To Get Into Banking....
"F*ck I thought it was a Hannukah neworking party, aren't all bankers Jewish?"
"With so much time spent locked away studying to get the perfect grades, Edward had forgotten about the simpler things such as Hello"
"M-m-m-merry resume, here's my Christmas."
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