WSO Caption Contest - Feb 26th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free Wall Street Oasis T-Shirt

You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!



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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Feb 28th, winner will be announced Monday

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Next time you pass out resumes in front of 200 West, you should probably wear a suit instead.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

The guys was standing the whole day wondering why nobody was paying attention—except for a few birds that flew over the building and thought that he was a “Target”

 

Pink shirt: "Ops is on the other side of the river, chief."

People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for freedom of thought which they seldom use.
 

Pink shirt: "You gonna tell him he's never getting in?"

Black shirt: "Nah, I wouldn't want my 3 year old daughter to run out of paper to draw on"

 

Calling at the Goldman Sachs "Hi could I speak to your HR manager please" Lady "One moment" HR Manager "Hello, how can I help you" Caller "Would you like to hire a cleaner who has a degree" HR Manager "Which school did you go to?" Caller "WSO" HR Manager "Sorry we only hire from target school"

“It is our fate to be tormented with large and small dilemmas as we daily wind our way through the risky, fractious world that gave us birth” Edward O. Wilson.
 

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