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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Feb 28th, winner will be announced Monday
just remembered this post http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/crazy-networking-standing-outside…
Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.
How to spot a new mailroom boy
"Hey Bill, why does it smell like Ithaca out here?"
Haha
zing
haha, nice.
Next time you pass out resumes in front of 200 West, you should probably wear a suit instead.
"Where is the fucking COFFEE?!?!?!?!?"
Pink dude: His aura is...mesmerizing!
"They don't look very happy"
"Hi, I was the guy handing out donuts and coffee yesterday. Who do I speak to about my signing bonus?"
His nose is too short to work here
How to make sure you never get a job.
My Resume comes with a free girl scouts cookie.
"Aha... Briefcases! I knew there was something they must have that I don't. "
Whoever made the caption, way to use the paint eraser to 'white out' the golden brick walls of the Goldman Sachs.
John Lefevre really wants to know what actually happens on the elevators after all these years
Pink Shirt: (Throws change at non-targets feet)
"Hey Bill, should we do this kid a favor and recommend him to Piper?"
"Shit, I guess they didn't like the graphic tee..."
The guys was standing the whole day wondering why nobody was paying attention—except for a few birds that flew over the building and thought that he was a “Target”
Here let me introduce you to my friend he works at UBS...
Pink shirt: "Ops is on the other side of the river, chief."
Look at this chump right here! Bro, Morgan Stanley is over there. Maybe if you were literate you'd know that.
Michael Penn: Next time bring donuts and coffee...rookie.
"There Was A Guy Hanging Out Near Goldman Sachs Handing Out Donuts And Coffee For A Job This Morning"
http://www.businessinsider.com/michael-penn-coffee-stand-for-bank-job-2…
Try Salt Lake City bud...
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But my college counselor said it doesn't matter that I didn't go to Harvard
Is the guy in the pink shirt a pirate? He looks like he has a peg leg.
Pink shirt: "You gonna tell him he's never getting in?"
Black shirt: "Nah, I wouldn't want my 3 year old daughter to run out of paper to draw on"
This is how GSElevator started
I start to get the impression that 50% of Wall Street wear pink shirts?
Me.
"How is he not a target?! He's got kick me written all over him"
"So out of the place that they had to photoshop the poor kid on the picture." btw strong photoshop skills /10
Haha, nice one!
We got a winner!
Ugh, this garbage again. They were less annoying as protestors.
"See the new Banksy outside? It's complete shit." - @GSelevator
Occupy Wall Street is back
Equities in Dallas here I come
Pink: "where are your knee pads?"
"Even the pigeons didn't care."
"Wait, I'm supposed to wear a suit for this?"
"I'm only here for the elevator ride"
"I just assumed that OCR stood for Outside Corporate's Revolving door?"
Beny23 version of networking
RELEVANT WORK EXPERIENCE: Free BJs (2010-Present)
Ask @"Flake" about his special behind Denny's.
I think i'm under dressed
Calling at the Goldman Sachs "Hi could I speak to your HR manager please" Lady "One moment" HR Manager "Hello, how can I help you" Caller "Would you like to hire a cleaner who has a degree" HR Manager "Which school did you go to?" Caller "WSO" HR Manager "Sorry we only hire from target school"
"GS isn't socially conscious enough for me anyway. God bless Teach for America!" or "Silly non-target, this BS is for dicks!"
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