WSO turning into Bumble?
How can I work on the buyside (PE/VC) in the US if my H1B doesn't work out? Any loopholes you are aware of? Do any companies sponsor juniors for a green card or have unique immigration schemes?
If you don't have an answer for the above, I am also looking for a boyfriend. He must be:
- American
- 27 - 32 yo (± 2 years)
- Heterosexual
- Able to marry within the next 3 years (only if we match ofc)
- At least 6ft tall
Please refer your friends or yourself if interested.
Why didn’t you just write 25 - 34? 🧐🧐🧐
To get you to comment and collect bananas :))))
I can’t help on the first part but definitely can on the second. So, where are you from?
Do you really wanna do this in public? :P
Nudes will probably speed up the process
Is that really how you wanna meet your future wife?
No I just think it would be funny to receive nudes through WSO
Is this really where you wanna meet your future husband?
😆😆😆😂😂😂
Pizz, your time to shine my brother
Pizz
Pizz I promise to split all the bills
Will be 24 in three years. I will marry you for 1 Bitcoin and we can divorce after a few years. I may end up getting married to someone else before that though--there are a few international students at my school who have made lucrative offers (% of income over the course of marriage). LMK if you are interested, I can PM you about it.
LOL that cannot be serious. Are you really getting offers for Marriage?
I’ve gotten an offer for marriage with a lesbian European. It was a complicated situation and when she proposed it, it sort of took me off guard. I eventually declined as it seemed not only against my religion, but a felony.
Hi, nice to meet you. I need pics or GTFO.
Forgot to add "chivalrous" to the list
Seeing the international students in my school work their ass off grinding for visas, it’s surprising that they don’t just try and marry an American person. After all, it’s NYC, lots of beautiful people no matter what your preference is.
Sincerely hope you're deported.
PROS:
6’4
Handsome
Above average dick
Used to be an athlete
Real estate private equity
Will eat your pussy like shrimp fried rice
CONS:
Will circle back on this one
Wow - “Cons : Will circle back on this one” is a great interview response - I’m impressed. So crafty.
Isaiah get out of my face my boss came and hit me with that plz fix this plz fix that bullshit and I fumbled the cons
What is your dream girl like ?
What’s your ethnicity?
Got some girl friends that might need you
I am white as fuck, and am generally into white girls. However, there are certain emerging markets I would entertain
Give us more Pros/ Cons I’m invested
I am in, text me!
Begone u Heffa
Pm me and we can write our love story on WSO in 3 years
ain't nobody got time for that has-been mumbo jumbo ya dadbod schlump
Brother. REPE ain't a Pro.
“Able to marry within the next 3 years” lmao someone got the OPT STEM extension
Not really, just giving ourselves enough time to get to know each other and not delay my career too much
You are looking for a green card marriage.
Have fun getting deported.
Looking for love, hence all the criteria ;) If a green card comes with it, it would be great.
This is quite disgusting
Referred to ICE.
Nice troll post OP. Imagine thinking anyone will believe that there are women on the Internet, especially WSO.
Women do infact go on the internet. As can be evidenced by this video.
Just a reminder that it is likely that 10 you see on bumble isn't really a 10.
If you think the right is hotter you must have a bimbo fetish or something
This is a legit question I've been wondering about for some time (as probably one of WSO's presumably few, occasional female posters). WallStreetOasis.com Patrick - do you have any demographic stats for WSO? What % of active/semi-active WSOers are women?
OP is looking for gay marriage I bet
I was propositioned this before, but years back. I think the going rate was like... $30K?
This is amazing
OP needs to post her stats for this to be fair:
Ethnicity & Nationality:
Age:
Waist and Bust:
Fair request.
Origin: Mediterranean
Age: 22
Size: Not sure about the measurements but I wear size 8 pants and 32C bras (can't believe I am doing this)
Bonus: Smart and elegant so your parents will be extra proud
Hope this helps your imagination!
Post a photo with a redacted face. Time to walk the walk if you are talking the talk.
Bump - Still looking, seriously!
Just post that photo.
Weight?
Have tattoos? If yes, no thanks.
Also, what country did you grow up in? If eastern Europe, I will marry sight unseen.
I am only 6'3'' so not as great as the dude above who is circling back on his weaknesses. Let me know if interested after he shows you how he eats shrimp fried rice.
120 pounds so easy to lift up.
No tattoos, I hope that you have none either!
Not in Eastern Europe but we're much sexier ;)
Eyyy fellow Eastern European fan.
Drumpfy finally a good comment bro
No thanks I'll pass.
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