Blackstone Analyst Here — Yes, We’re Behind the “Mike’s Way” Trend
Wanted to clear the air on something that’s been floating around the last couple weeks. I’m a Canadian Blackstone analyst, and yes — we’re fully behind the “Mike’s Way” TikTok trend that’s been blowing up.
If you haven’t seen it yet, the format’s simple: people walk into Jersey Mike’s and ask for their sandwich “Mike’s Way”… but they say it slowly, dramatically, like they’re asking Mike to make love to it. It’s absurd, it’s hilarious, and it’s gone massively viral. But here’s the part people don’t realize - it wasn’t just random internet magic. We engineered this.
Let me rewind for a second.
Blackstone announced the acquisition of Jersey Mike’s earlier this year. Thesis was pretty straightforward: one of the fastest-growing QSR chains in the U.S., strong unit economics, and a ridiculous cult-like customer base with 0 meaningful debt on the books. It checked all the boxes - solid fundamentals, room to scale, brand loyalty we could weaponize.
Pretty quickly after signing, we started seeing the early versions of the “Mike’s Way” meme popping up on TikTok. A few creators leaned into it, joking about how “Mike’s Way” wasn’t just a topping option, it was an experience.
We saw signal early, and credit to the internal team, we moved fast. Teamed up with a few mid-sized agencies, lined up creators across markets, and amplified the format without making it feel manufactured. The key was letting it feel chaotic and user-driven. No branding. No hashtags. Just pure internet weirdness.
What’s wild is how real the impact has been. Store traffic is up in key regions. Loyalty app signups spiked during peak trend weeks. And “Mike’s Way” orders have legit become a leading indicator for store performance in certain regions.
The crazy thing is that Steve's the one who pushed the team to lean into the meme early, no joke. He’s been talking about brand equity creation through cultural moments for years, and honestly, this might be one of the purest examples we’ve pulled off.
Anyways, we didn’t start the trend, but we definitely poured fuel on it once we saw where it could go. If you’re wondering whether PE firms think about TikTok virality as part of post-close value creation now... 100%, we do.
Happy to answer questions about the deal, the rollout strategy, or how seriously this stuff gets treated internally, or my rise as a Canadian at Blackstone.
Man, value creation is not what it used to be, we used to just destroy the lives of lower waged workers - god I miss the good old days
It was always like that...
Oh wait that was sarcasm.
Roark associates on their way to start the "Dave please cum on my chicken" trend
Roark employees going to make TikTok’s about how Subway had a footlong inside Auntie Anne
Just another day in hell
Just realized the other day that BlueTriton (owned by One Rock) owns Saratoga water. Can anyone weigh in on if One Rock engineered Ashton Hall’s morning routine?? Wouldn’t put it past them
Definitely not. Have you spoken to anyone at One Rock? Bunch of squids lmao
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Tell Mike to bounce on it crazy style
This is a wild comment from a HF principal lmaoo
is this the modern version of the whole Yale thing?
Why are you emphasizing the Canadian at Blackstone part? If you're in PE strategy and give your title of Analyst, not hard to point who you are....Jersey Mike's is American as well. Weird flex tbh so I'm curious since you clearly wrote it twice...
Because he is larper from likely a non-target Canadian school. Check his posting history lmao bro was bumping pymetrics for BX SA 2025. This reeks of a UBC or Waterloo loser wanting to feel like he is part of the team.
UBC is non target?
This is obviously GPT
100%. Chat GPT puts an insane amount of hyphens and doubles them. Clear indicator
absolutely
This seems like some weird humble flex about being Blackstone Canada at best and realistically some weird Ivey kid’s fantasy
This was an awesome read -- appreciate you providing this color. Consumer PE is super interesting, and value creation methods like these shows how the industry is rapidly evolving alongside societal, business (MLM), and technological shifts. Do you mind if I PM you?
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The double Canada comment very strange lol
Canadian blackstone bbq analyst
This is a fake post fyi. There are two Canadian analysts on BCP; I know both of them and neither posted this lmao
Obviously wouldnt dox myself lol - sorry for lying to you
Real talk, how have the MFs been performing? I'm so OOTL and as I understand it, PE isn't making money, some shops are outright losing money, but the bulk is just kind of coasting?
Also someone lmk if the traditional start up cycle has shifting from VC funding to IPO to VC funding straight to small/midsized PE to bigger PE to Corporate Acquisition. Just really curious about this right now.
Plz no shit posts. Thx.
Our Mike's investment is doing super well. Who knew it was so lucrative to convince people to ask Mike to go crazy on it
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