PE firms with the worst website?

Open to hedge funds as well. Must have a website. 
 

Ideally, highly differentiated PE firms (e.g., unique niche, such as Tinicum) with significant AUM. Not vanilla PE. 

Trying to keep a low profile, given allegations levied against me regarding misconduct with a few of the interns.

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I just lost 15 minutes on my life on that website, and no one will give them back to me. No one. 

I'm grateful that I have two middle fingers, I only wish I had more.
 

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