Colleges Ranked By How Elite Their Sororities Are

Hypothetically, if someone (not me), wanted to go to a college purely to fuck some sorority sluts brainless, which college should he go to?


Please provide approximate rankings based on sorority attractiveness and willing to have sexual intercourse with below average height, moderately overweight men.

 

USC. Join Sigma chi or Lambda, find urself a kappa of DG and live life dog

 

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