Classics of Boomer Behavior
What are the most classic examples of boomer behavior yall have to deal with on a daily basis. I'm talking the timeless boomerisms such as:
- Spending 80% of a buyer call name-dropping previous deals you've worked on and telling a long-winded personal background about how long you've been on banking
- Taking an OCD level of interest in shades of colors, fonts and bullet point types for work you're reviewing from an Analyst/Associate that is only for personal/internal digestion...then proceeding the misspell basic words and omit punctuation on emails directly to clients
- Requesting menial changes to deliverables due to a control complex, then immediately forgetting you ever requested it and requesting that the analyst change it back on the next round of iterations
- Insisting on leading the introduction emails/calls to every potential investor on the list because you "Have done plenty of business with those guys!", meaning that 25 years ago you did a deal with someone from the group who has been retired for 10 years. Sidelining the VP / Director who knows 80% of their active deal-team in the process.
Habitually being the only one on a Zoom call who can't figure out how to get their audio or video working and assuming it's either because your computer is broken or because your punk ass millennial analyst must have screwed up the meeting settings.
Bonus points for showing up on video disheveled, unshaven and in casual clothes once the video does start working then proceeding to pause every 10 seconds to make sure "you guys can still here me, right???? okay, okay great."
This is spot on - literally my MD at least once a week
god this is literally the most boomer thing i have ever heard
Demanding a full-time return to office because it's "more productive" despite only spending ~20 hours / week actually in the office yourself.
agreed. Analysts and associate learn so much from the bankers in the office.
Then they only communicate to them through email and phone calls regardless.
wow, such a great learning experience.
1,000% accurate.
Boomers are like literally the only ones who want to return to the hell of the office. I suppose it's because they're the only ones who actually had a private office while the rest of us had to sit out in the open office/hotdesking fishbowl pit.
References to films, athletes, life events, artists, and other particulars from eons ago. Nothing wrong with that. Just different.
Responding with just “yes” to an x or y question
Deep and specific cut, but not grasping that CapIQ doesn't spit out complete and accurate fee runs with a click of a button.
"Sorry MD, I know you texted me that you need this information for the call that you are already 20 minutes late for, but there is no public fee detail for sell-side M&A advisors in the [insert niche sub-industry that our group doesn't cover] with enterprise value between $643M and $661M that closed between 8/12/13 - 2/19/15"
Lol fee runs drive me fucking insane - we already know it's gonna be 1.0% - 2.0% of TEV, just put that in and let's get this EL wrapped up ffs.
This one drives me nuts. Spending hours mulling over wording and verbiage in a document, but then has errors in their email signature or the email itself.
- Thinking turns/model overhauls will take ~15 minutes - I seriously think MDs believe updating models is just like an on/off switch
- on the same note, adding in 20 extra "support" pages that the client won't even see as a security blanket - that took the team a week to create
not knowing how to open a pdf or print/scan documents
LMAO!
Wouldn't be surprised if the millennials that make it into MD have some of these characteristics as they grow older. We'll probably be saying how our music was good back in 90's and also being OCD cuz our bosses were.
great thread
Being ridiculously stingy on the small stuff.
I just imagine all the dudes you guys are mentioning having giant font on their phones
Imagine how bad it is when they only read the top line of every email on their Iphones on the train form Jersey to NYC every morning at 10:00AM and only see three words before they respond something nonsensical.
-Walking around the office in a heavy shoulder pad dark suit jacket with a billowy white shirt with your initials embroided on the cuffs in the year of our lord 2022 despite the rest of the office (including most the other MDs) having somewhat toned down the formality or at the very minimum, are wearing suits tailored after the reagan administration
-Despite being in the office and sitting in front a computer, still sending emails to the deal team on a blackberry
-Getting oddly excited/worked up about closing dinners and gag gifts
-Join an internal conference call late and interrupt by announcing your presence. Then make everyone else do a mini roll call and slow things down by saying "Sorry, who is Adam?" "Hi, I'm the analyst on the M&A team" "Sorry, who?"
- Holding up investment/valuation committee meetings with tons of boomerisms about being "late in the cycle" "you haven't seen a real recession" and overly pessimistic about anything tech related, no matter how revolutionary the idea ("These financials are just not mature enough, sorry")
- Pulling out that ancient looking calculator in the black sleeve to check pointless cagr calcuations(I have no idea what type of calculator it is, it looks like its pulled from the apollo spacecraft )
-Doing napkin accretion dilution math and getting concerned the answer is different (which is due to rounding of the numbers presented in the deck).
It's the HP 12C. It's actually a pretty handy and powerful little tool once you learn its functions and get used to the reverse Polish notation. It's HP's best selling product of all time (mostly because it's been a SKU since the Protestant Reformation).
Sincerely,
Boomer Trapped In A Millennial's Body
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Seconded, 12C is badass
https://www.leveragedsellout.com/2008/07/chartered-financial-banalyst/
How long do these boomer MDs stay in their role for? Does someone only become an MD when a spot opens up?
More of a calculation between years at director and revenue generated to get to MD than a set # of spots. Not really waiting for someone to retire especially at BB/EBs
have seen lots of these guys stay into their late 60s or even 70s. They all have more than enough to retire before 60 but it takes a special kind of money-obsessed person to stay in banking, so they aren't dying to retire because they are on an eternal pursuit of the almighty dollar
A preoccupation with getting things “back to the way they were before.” We ain’t never goin back chief.
C-suite exec at my company telling us not to complain about our pay and how she doesn't think she's fairly paid too (execs at our company are rumored to clear 1M+ with comp/equity...). Complete boomer mentality, won't go into more details as this specific experience is pretty out of the ordinary and can probably trace back to which company I'm at but it was super awkward. Funny thing is, they claim we all got merit-based "raises" but it was below the inflated value of the dollar as of late in comparison to our previous salaries. The person who initially complained was making <100K and quit within a month of that meeting lol. C-suite exec told she'll have HR review her situation and she didn't get a raise while many others did. HR gave her some canned answer and I have a feeling the C-suite exec had a role in that. Especially since she was a good performer and worse performers got raises.
Which license does passing the prostate exam get you?
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You've forgotten stupidly short internal emails that don't give you enough information... yet demand a response
Bonus points if replying to an email from three days ago asking a question that has since been answered and progressed beyond
And that question is sometimes in the subject bar, not even in the body of the email...
I'm bookmarking this and hopefully will remember to read it every 5-10 years as a reminder of what NOT to do
great thread boys and girls
It's so funny. And I see it across many industries.
Ha ha! Thinking the same, but already hoping not to say: "shit! That's me" in any of those!
Emailing a huge list of comments on a deck that aren't actually a set of instructions.
For example.
p.4: not sure this is the right way to show the multiples
p.6: Is that accretion number really that low?
p.7: can someone explain to me what this page is saying? I am not following
p.11: I think it might look better to show the graphs on the right hand side and cut the lbo math, or maybe we just simply table this page and/or add to the appendix?
p.14: thinking about it now, it may be beneficial to repeat this analysis for the comp set as well - perhaps we have off the shelf?
Hate this imaginary MD already
I was very triggered by this post
This is triggering
As a certified bullshit artist, the best way to go about ambiguous comments is to pick one out of every 4 (but a minimum of one if there are less than four) and make a big projection about it. Make a new slide and take it into his office. "Hey MD, I think that was awesome feedback and I agree with you because I was really struggling with one. So I want to get your input on how you feel about X or Y approach?" Then whatever he replies with, crack an enlightenment moment smile and be like "PERFECT, that's perfect." and give a one sentence summary on why that solves the imaginary struggle you were dealing with when creating the slide.
I’m guilty of doing this. Helps me to not have to figure out what the slide actually needs to say and shields me from making a dumb suggestion when I’m not sure. And it still gets people to change stuff, just costs them a bit more effort
What the MD is trying to tell you is "man up and give me an opinion or interpretation on some of these items." If you are confused with these e-mails, you're the problem or want verbatim instructions which require no thought or input.
uhh, we want verbatim instructions for comments, not a blog entry of feelings and thoughts
- Repeated incompetence when using basic technology (ie the mute button) that disrupts the flow of a call
- Setting up calls that could've easily been emails
- Hounding people that we need to RTO on most days despite overwhelming evidence that WFH is more efficient
Handwriting comments in an ancient form of cursive that hasn't been taught in schools since the 70s
Saying some shit “back when I was an analyst we slept on the floor and worked 7 days week”. Like ok Steve, the calculator was barely invented when you were an analyst
Dang. Boomer MD I know is super chill not like this. Though he's the only boomer MD I know so I guess my sample is small.
1) "Oh no, those case numbers are really going up"
2) Demands to have something done for the next morning"Remind me to look at this in the morning"
3) Asks to catch up"Put a meeting invite in my outlook"
flakes
My favorite right now is saying something that is clearly racist, sexist, etc. with the white washing of "now you know I'm not a racist but…."Also refusing to keep up with the flow of information coming in from texts, slack, and emails and responding to an email from an hour ago that had a problem solved 15min ago with an obviously outdated solution. However, you can’t forget the best yet…refusing to leverage technology to automate a task because “then what will we do?”
I’m a boomer and don’t exhibit any of these behaviors. I noticed you used the male pronoun. Maybe it’s just men in general. I’ve dealt with male MDs that clearly exhibit all of these issues and they drive me crazy. Especially the failure to leverage technology. As a female advising the C-suite on strategy, I sometimes feel like I’d rather just bang my head against a wall.
I like the imaginary shelf they think has every analysis ready to go. 'This accr/dil of all the comps we selected for this company across multiple industries should be off the shelf'
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