doomsday......NOT!

THE SKY IS FALLING, THE SKY IS FALLING

Just kidding

Well, doomsday has come and passed. As of an hour ago, the world is still here. How do you feel about this, and did anyone here strike any good land deals in the last couple of weeks?

Also: what's the next 'end of the world' prophesy and when are we slated for near extinction again? 2012 is the next one on my radar and I'm hoping that there's at least one other sideshow before the main event.

 

well...to give them SOME credit,

they predicted earthquake in new zealand around 6pm. well new zealand did have a 6.1earthquake today at 5pm.

ill give them that lol

 
leveredarb:
do these religious nutjobs actually lose faith after each false prediction?

Been on the net all morning trying to find some sort of a response from these morons. So far nothing but confusion and misunderstanding from the followers being interviewed who are now flat broke because they spent all their savings on preparing for and advertising the rapture.

Still no word from the family radio people.

 

Haha...funny shit. Two days ago I saw this lady preaching and giving out flyers about how the world is gonna end soon blah blah blah. So I told her, since the world is gonna end soon, why don't you just give me all your money right now because you're not gonna have any use for it anyway. The bitch told me she couldn't do that, and I'm like why not, and she didn't respond, pathetic.

 

I can't believe there were people that actually spent all of their life saves ridiculous.....

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
blackfinancier:
I can't believe there were people that actually spent all of their life saves ridiculous.....

Not as insane as this couple that was on wife swap a while back and borrowed to the hilt and took out no interest till 2012 loans because they wouldnt have to pay them back because the world was going to end before their loans came due. I actually blasted my drink out of my nose because I was laughing so hard. The loans they took out was just the start of if. If only you could have seen the shit they were financing....

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
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heister:
blackfinancier:
I can't believe there were people that actually spent all of their life saves ridiculous.....

Not as insane as this couple that was on wife swap a while back and borrowed to the hilt and took out no interest till 2012 loans because they wouldnt have to pay them back because the world was going to end before their loans came due. I actually blasted my drink out of my nose because I was laughing so hard. The loans they took out was just the start of if. If only you could have seen the shit they were financing....

What is wrong with people...if people actually read they bible they would know that no man will be able to predict the end of the world...(that is if you believe in the Christian God). Either way no one is predicting the end of the world. If one believes that the world is going to end they deserve whatever is coming to them.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
trailmix8:
just FYI

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." Matthew 24:36

Are you saying that your father knows when the world will end? If so, I'd like to meet that dude pronto!

 

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