Guinness - it&#039;s good

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mike55555

13y

It's real good, but I'm drinking a Heineken right now. I'm bringing Coors Light to the party later, remember to remind my taste buds to kill themselves. =[

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli

UFOinsider

The Pro

13y

mike55555:
It's real good, but I'm drinking a Heineken right now. I'm bringing Coors Light to the party later, remember to remind my taste buds to kill themselves. =[

Where's the party at? I want to go.

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mike55555

13y

UFOinsider:
mike55555:
It's real good, but I'm drinking a Heineken right now. I'm bringing Coors Light to the party later, remember to remind my taste buds to kill themselves. =[
Where's the party at? I want to go.

Are you on Long Island? If you are under 30 and don't look like a pedophile, it can probably be arranged. The age of consent in NY is 17. Happy hunting.

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli

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Clever Name

Senior Orangutan

13y

Sorry, Guinness is only good on tap, with a bartender who can pour a perfect pint. Otherwise, it's fucking cliche.

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Saccard

13y

Imma get me some tasty heavy Guiness very soon....OH NO MUST SEARCH FOR GREEN SHIRT!

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CAPM21

Senior Chimp

13y

They just put out a bucket of Guiness on the floor for St. Patties, makes burning the midnight oil so much easier

Adapt, evolve, compete, or die. -PTJ

mike55555

13y

Middle shore, in the middle of Suffolk County. This isn't a mansion party, this is a party in the heart of suburbia. Do not expect mansions or networking opportunities, but cheap beer and slutty teenage girls, who desperately need attention. Of course I'm gonna need some pictures first (no homo), or I'm gonna be beat up and humiliated for inviting the creepy old guy to the party.

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli

UFOinsider

The Pro

13y

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mike55555:
Middle shore, in the middle of Suffolk County. This isn't a mansion party, this is a party in the heart of suburbia. Do not expect mansions or networking opportunities, but cheap beer and slutty teenage girls, who desperately need attention. Of course I'm gonna need some pictures first (no homo), or I'm gonna be beat up and humiliated for inviting the creepy old guy to the party.

Um, I'm going to pass. I'm not old, and I already bartend on the weekends, so getting ass isn't a problem....I'm also already in industry. I was actually just looking to hang out.

Clever Name:
Sorry, Guinness is only good on tap, with a bartender who can pour a perfect pint. Otherwise, it's fucking cliche.

purist eh? howsabout knocking in your own tap into a real barrel and drinking it out of a warm glass? ever had a drink at the brewery?

CAPM21:
They just put out a bucket of Guiness on the floor for St. Patties, makes burning the midnight oil so much easier

Can I come work with you? I like what you guys are all about. Pay is a secondary consideration.

Get busy living

mike55555

13y

UFOinsider:
mike55555:
Middle shore, in the middle of Suffolk County. This isn't a mansion party, this is a party in the heart of suburbia. Do not expect mansions or networking opportunities, but cheap beer and slutty teenage girls, who desperately need attention. Of course I'm gonna need some pictures first (no homo), or I'm gonna be beat up and humiliated for inviting the creepy old guy to the party.
Um, I'm going to pass. I'm not old, and I already bartend on the weekends, so getting ass isn't a problem....I'm also already in industry. I was actually just looking to hang out.

I know what you're doing. You're trying to make me look like the one, who lost a networking opportunity. Who was the one who fornicated with a high school girl tonight? Who can hook you up with barely legal poontang? I have the negotiating power.

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli

mike55555

13y

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli

Roger Davis

Senior Monkey

13y

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