As you can tell from the title, I have the unfortunate pleasure of working with one of the laziest human beings on this planet. Let's call him Joe (I don't want to use his real name because he might find this)
Physical description: Obese, weighs close to 300 pounds, has tattoos and a big beard which is very unprofessional.
Basically all he does during the day is call his wife at least four times, snack on food, surf the web, and then hide in random areas of the building. He even comes into work 10 minutes late EVERY DAY, and he lies on his timesheet.
Now if you thinks that's annoying enough, it gets worse. What really gets on my nerves is that he will go out of his way to nark on other employees to either make himself look good or get other people in trouble. A real shady guy. He'll also try to take credit for what me and other coworkers have done, and he tries to promote himself like he's an authority figure in the workplace. Another interesting thing:
He's OBSESSED with guns, and you can tell by all the gun stuff he has in his cubicle.
Normally I don't worry about this kinds of people, but the fact that he is in my same department means I have to look at him every day. Here I am answering calls and troubleshooting, while the big oaf sits on his booty. If I were to make the same kinds of mistakes that he does, I know darn well I'd be getting the pink slip.
But seriously, how do these people maintain a job with these unethical habits?