In the one year I've been on this site it has gone massively downhill

Seriously, this site used to have a lot of good posters that actually knew what they were talking about. Now it's been completely overrun with college aged trolls. This website is nothing more than a massive flamefest now. A shame, really.

 

then i guess you shouldn't visit it anymore - i don't think you're going to be missed...

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[quote=SirTradesaLot]We're you hoping for more gems like this one you wrote about how sexy Bill Ackman is?: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/im-straight-but-i-think-bill-ackman-is-d…

Or, more like this one you wrote about ten GS TMT MDs vs. Obi Wan Kenobi in a fight to the death?: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/ten-gs-tmt-mds-vs-obi-wan-kenobi[/quote]

Back off man, this guy's got a 2:11 SB:MS ratio. That's more than you can say.

I hate victims who respect their executioners
 

[quote=SirTradesaLot]We're you hoping for more gems like this one you wrote about how sexy Bill Ackman is?: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/im-straight-but-i-think-bill-ackman-is-d…

Or, more like this one you wrote about ten GS TMT MDs vs. Obi Wan Kenobi in a fight to the death?: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/ten-gs-tmt-mds-vs-obi-wan-kenobi[/quote]

can't stop laughing

 

[quote=SirTradesaLot]We're you hoping for more gems like this one you wrote about how sexy Bill Ackman is?: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/im-straight-but-i-think-bill-ackman-is-d…

Or, more like this one you wrote about ten GS TMT MDs vs. Obi Wan Kenobi in a fight to the death?: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/ten-gs-tmt-mds-vs-obi-wan-kenobi[/quote]

I laughed out loud. Glad my work is being appreciated.

There's a big difference between providing comic relief and just flat out insulting people constantly. This account exists to provide comic relief. I'm just complaining about all the posters who will just go straight into a thread and insult a complete stranger. There's a lot more of that these days than there was a year ago.

 
SamuelClemens][quote=SirTradesaLot]We're you hoping for more gems like this one you wrote about how sexy Bill Ackman is?: //<a href=http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/im-straight-but-i-think-bill-ackman-is-damn-sexy>www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/im-straight-but-i-think-bill-ackman-is-d…</a></p> <p>Or, more like this one you wrote about ten <span class=keyword_link><a href=//www.wallstreetoasis.com/company/goldman-sachs>GS</a></span> <span class=keyword_link><a href=//www.wallstreetoasis.com/finance-dictionary/what-is-technology-media-telecommunications-TMT>TMT</a></span> MDs vs. Obi Wan Kenobi in a fight to the death?: //<a href=http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/ten-gs-tmt-mds-vs-obi-wan-kenobi[/quote>www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/ten-gs-tmt-mds-vs-obi-wan-kenobi[/quote</a>:

I laughed out loud. Glad my work is being appreciated.

There's a big difference between providing comic relief and just flat out insulting people constantly. This account exists to provide comic relief. I'm just complaining about all the posters who will just go straight into a thread and insult a complete stranger. There's a lot more of that these days than there was a year ago.

Do you know what "comic" means?

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shorttheworld:
god why does this come up and around by some (usually) random new guy every year lol

How are you still not banned? Somebody let this crazy bastard get to 4,000 banana points? Fucking blasphemy

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D M:
shorttheworld:
god why does this come up and around by some (usually) random new guy every year lol
How are you still not banned? Somebody let this crazy bastard get to 4,000 banana points? Fucking blasphemy
I dunno, I got twice that, a few hundred stolen SBs and am the only user with negative credits, so I guess anything's possible if you really try? Not trying to give you a hard time, just sticking up for my bschool guru. Unless you guys are busting on each other, in which case, uhm yeah, I'll bud out.

Hey, OP, my signature is for you...

Get busy living
 
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shorttheworld:
god why does this come up and around by some (usually) random new guy every year lol

How are you still not banned? Somebody let this crazy bastard get to 4,000 banana points? Fucking blasphemy

It's this type of nonsense that has spread like Herpes

 
 

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