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Mar 14, 2012

I think it's a matter of perspective:

The employee should just sleep with the student several times with the promise of getting her a job, but never actually get her the job.

The student should realize that she will get fucked literally and metaphorically and in every sense of the word and not try any shenanigans.

Mar 14, 2012
MagicKarp:

I think it's a matter of perspective:

The employee should just sleep with the student several times with the promise of getting her a job, but never actually get her the job.

The student should realize that she will get fucked literally and metaphorically and in every sense of the word and not try any shenanigans.

u cudnt have said it any better man

Mar 14, 2012

I know someone who did this...should she be reported?

Mar 14, 2012
wallstreetinvestmentbankingmonkey:

I know someone who did this...should she be reported?

I am constantly amazed by jealousy that chicks feel towards other chicks. This is not the only case, I see bitchiness in life almost everyday. Has she done something wrong to YOU? If she was ambitious enough to get a job by sleeping around, good for her. Why don't you worry about your own prospects. I will not be surprised if you are an East Asian girl.

I would totally sleep with a higher up female who works in finance and I would not even care about getting a job. I have a thing for powerful women.

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Mar 14, 2012
JamesHetfield:
wallstreetinvestmentbankingmonkey:

I know someone who did this...should she be reported?

I am constantly amazed by jealousy that chicks feel towards other chicks. This is not the only case, I see bitchiness in life almost everyday. Has she done something wrong to YOU? If she was ambitious enough to get a job by sleeping around, good for her. Why don't you worry about your own prospects. I will not be surprised if you are an East Asian girl.

I would totally sleep with a higher up female who works in finance and I would not even care about getting a job. I have a thing for powerful women.

the very last sentence finally made me lol

Mar 15, 2012
JamesHetfield:

I would totally sleep with a higher up female who works in finance and I would not even care about getting a job. I have a thing for powerful women.

Same, would go through Meredith Whitney for a shortcut.

Damn you Rodger!

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Mar 14, 2012

She shouldn't be reported, if for any reason at all because she will probably realize how demeaning that is to oneself and like magicKarp said in so many words, the only guarantee shes getting is fucked.

Mar 14, 2012

Except she actually got the job..

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Mar 14, 2012

if you don't like her yes, if she is your friend no

pics?

Mar 14, 2012

pics or it didnt happen

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

Mar 14, 2012

don't hate the playa, hate the game

Mar 14, 2012
duffmt6:

don't hate the playa, hate the game

Haha don't hate when some chick gets a job over you then cuz she blew someone

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Mar 14, 2012
duffmt6:

don't hate the playa, hate the game

these jealous hoes be trippin son

My drinkin' problem left today, she packed up all her bags and walked away.

Mar 14, 2012

She used a sneaky tactic to get ahead of the pack.

Therefore, you can use a sneaky tactic too, i.e. report her.

Mar 14, 2012

Just goes to show, in order to get ahead in wall street, you gotta get on your knees

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

Mar 14, 2012

Fuck this sleazy bitch. Report her or at least blackmail her (is that legal?). If you don't people will think it's OK and that's where the real problem starts. Psychopath whore.

Mar 14, 2012
Keile:

Fuck this sleazy bitch. Report her or at least blackmail her (is that legal?). If you don't people will think it's OK and that's where the real problem starts. Psychopath whore.

Totally agree

Mar 14, 2012

are you guys kidding me? this is par for the course. I know a lot of girls/women that use their bodies to get ahead on the street,

com'mon this is nothing new.

Mar 14, 2012

Report her? What, are you going to make an anonymous call to HR?

You: "Uh, yeah, there's a rumor that Sara slept with Mike to get a job."

HR: "Pics or it didn't happen."

You can't do anything. Get used to the fact that life is unfair.

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Mar 14, 2012
Ravenous:

Report her? What, are you going to make an anonymous call to HR?

You: "Uh, yeah, there's a rumor that Sara slept with Mike to get a job."

HR: "Pics or it didn't happen."

You can't do anything. Get used to the fact that life is unfair.

Exactly Ravenous... who are these retards... another reason you likely didn't get the job and she did... YOU ARE CONSIDERING REPORTING IT... do you have any idea how idiotic you would sound calling someone up and saying "Hey, um... Jenny slept with an Associate in this group that's how she got the job." This is a completely retarded thread. I actually hope you do try and report it, that way YOU will never get the job. You can't prove anything, it's all hearsay, and you're going to sound like a whiny little bitch... oh wait, you already do.

Mar 16, 2012

To everyone saying this should not be reported and the OP has nothing to benefit. I agree with the second bit. But I think it should be reported. Because there is a lot to lose if we don't/

Here is the problem. You knowingly give the green light on this by becoming a by stander. You make is acceptable for other recruiters to sleep with other graduates. Maybe some will be happy to do it. But others may not want to do it but will be reduced to do so, due to competition. (Btw in a particular research when women were sexually harassed in an interview, most of them didn't escalate it or report it because they didn't want to burn bridges... the stigma goes both ways unfortunately). I certainly do not want to take a step backwards in eradicating the "casting couch".

Just report it anonymously. I am sure HR will be interested to hear about it and will investigate the claim. Will send a few warnings down the office atleast which will make people cautious of not doing such things for a while.

And I can't believe this has become the how low can you go for 10m thread. Ethics you can take to the grave, the money you can not. But if it makes you happy go for it.

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Mar 14, 2012

I love this thread... Is it "wrong" in the sense of being unethical or unfair? Absolutely, but considering the responses in this thread it sounds like sour grapes to me...

Hypothetically... What would you guys do if you had the opportunity to get ahead by giving head? Would you do it for an internship, a job or a big bonus?

Mar 14, 2012
Relinquis:

I love this thread... Is it "wrong" in the sense of being unethical or unfair? Absolutely, but considering the responses in this thread it sounds like sour grapes to me...

Hypothetically... What would you guys do if you had the opportunity to get ahead by giving head? Would you do it for an internship, a job or a big bonus?

LOL!
i would not blow a guy even for 10MM cash...

Mar 14, 2012
manbearpig:
Relinquis:

I love this thread... Is it "wrong" in the sense of being unethical or unfair? Absolutely, but considering the responses in this thread it sounds like sour grapes to me...

Hypothetically... What would you guys do if you had the opportunity to get ahead by giving head? Would you do it for an internship, a job or a big bonus?

LOL!
i would not blow a guy even for 10MM cash...

bullshit. if someone threw down 10MM in cash i bet you'd be on your knees.

if not, touche sir.

Mar 15, 2012
manbearpig:
Relinquis:

I love this thread... Is it "wrong" in the sense of being unethical or unfair? Absolutely, but considering the responses in this thread it sounds like sour grapes to me...

Hypothetically... What would you guys do if you had the opportunity to get ahead by giving head? Would you do it for an internship, a job or a big bonus?

LOL!
i would not blow a guy even for 10MM cash...

are you kidding?? dude, i'd do it for a million and throw in a free hand job for good measure. and no, i'm not gay.

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?

Mar 18, 2012
Relinquis:

I love this thread... Is it "wrong" in the sense of being unethical or unfair? Absolutely, but considering the responses in this thread it sounds like sour grapes to me...

Hypothetically... What would you guys do if you had the opportunity to get ahead by giving head? Would you do it for an internship, a job or a big bonus?

I would actually do this

I'm gonna get that bish some binary

Bishes love binary

Kind Regards,

Bin_Ban

Mar 14, 2012

I remember this bitch. Great ass.

Mar 14, 2012

desperate times calls for desperate measures

its one way or the other: hate me or admire.

Mar 14, 2012

I would love to know how she is going to be 'reported' but more than that, I want to be conferenced in on that phone call.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

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Mar 14, 2012

Not wrong at all. Different people have different skills that they try to impress future employers with. Most of us use our academics and our phenomenal work experience, this bitch uses her ability to suck cock! Same shit

Jk it's fucked up morally to do so,

Mar 14, 2012

Tell her to contact me, im an MD! lolz

Mar 14, 2012

If you were asking for yourself. I would say don't do it.
Then again I have never been comfortable dobbing people either. Idn. Your call. Will dobbing her in help you get the job. No. Is it ethical. I have no idea. Could be argued either way. One says you are screwing two people over. Other says you are upholding the system for future generations. Also, it is pretty poor form on her behalf to tell everyone how she got the job. I would have kept my mouth shut if I was her and I had slept with someone to get a job.

But yes. I am intrigued to what the ideal ethical solution to this problem is. calls up a friend who studies ethics

Mar 14, 2012

It's funny how no one has mentioned the fact that the guy (I'm assuming it was a guy) who gave her the job in exchange for sex is at fault here. I mean, he's the one abusing his position.

Mar 14, 2012
Relinquis:

It's funny how no one has mentioned the fact that the guy (I'm assuming it was a guy) who gave her the job in exchange for sex is at fault here. I mean, he's the one abusing his position.

That's true. I wonder how senior the guy is. If he's an Analyst/Associate, then whatever he probably didn't have a lot of say in getting her hired anyway, but if he is VP or above, then that's actually terrible and is compromising the recruitment model of the bank...

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Mar 14, 2012

For the sake of virtue ethics for society... DOB HER IN. Since it deters it happening in the future.
But for the individuals involved there may not be a good outcome, specially if you can't prove anything. May make you look bad. But I would say speak up.

Mar 14, 2012

Trust me I have evidence

Mar 14, 2012
wallstreetinvestmentbankingmonkey:

Trust me I have evidence

post it!

Mar 14, 2012

I got a job for her.

Mar 14, 2012

But what are you going to get from reporting her? You gain nothing. There are people out there who sleep around to get to get hired & etc. it's nothing new...But seriously, if you don't have skills or the determination to succeed in this industry, you won't get far. Consider the recruiting process as a test for this. And sooner or later, she'd realize she fucked up her career. Plus, if you report her, isn't there a chance of getting blacklisted? It's not worth ruining her career.

Let her brag about it or whatever...it's her life & she can live however she wants. Just focus on yourself & move on..

Mar 14, 2012

the more important question in all of this....Is she hot?

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

Mar 14, 2012

I'm gonna climb on board with the cock-sucking coalition and remind you all that $10MM is a lot of cash. Count me in.

Mar 14, 2012

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Mar 14, 2012

Go for it, my man. I slept with one of my professors in college.... I didn't notice any change in my grade, but it was awesome.

Mar 14, 2012

it;s like saying we hire girls because they are..well...girls. Everyone in banking knows (the guy at least) if there's a guy and a girl with equal credentials, the bank is more likely to hire the girl. Even higher chance if she's hot.

life is not fair, get over it. Why don't you go sleep with a gay banker to see if you can get ahead?

Mar 14, 2012

lol not sure how you're going to 'report her'. whatever 'evidence' you have is probably not going to convince HR, especially if he's high up. Unless you have a video or something..

Better than reporting, blackmail him. that way he's deterred from doing it again, and you get a job

only half kidding.

Mar 14, 2012

This thread is wrongly awesome

Mar 14, 2012

10MM for what a couple min worth of work. Sign me up!!!!

Mar 14, 2012

What is so "lol" about the last sentence?

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Mar 15, 2012

but is she hot?!

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

Mar 15, 2012
TonyPerkis:

but is she hot?!

lol, will OP please answer poor TonyPerkis already? He's going to have an aneurism asking again and again...

Mar 16, 2012
TonyPerkis:

but is she hot?!

I got her pic for you bro.

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Mar 15, 2012

Oh please, you guys can be angry at this girl's immorality all you want, but as if some of you wouldn't tell someone (if only insincerely) that they might gain a competitive advantage in getting a job if he/she slept with you

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Mar 15, 2012

I'm actually making a conserted effort to try and meet women in high finance and consulting to try and get ahead in life... it's part of my networking strategy lol...

Get it!

Mar 15, 2012

It's only wrong if the student is a woman and the employee a man. If it's the other way around, it is entirely acceptable, if not encouraged.

My name is Nicky, but you can call me Dre.

Mar 15, 2012
aempirei:

It's only wrong if the student is a woman and the employee a man. If it's the other way around, it is entirely acceptable, if not encouraged.

lol... like the hot women teachers macking on their young male students?

Either way, I'd be pretty peeved if I knew a girl (or guy) used their bodies to get the job that otherwise could have gone to me or other peers who are qualified. But this stuff happens all the time and you'll just look like a whiny fool trying to phone her in on it - just worry about yourself OP

Mar 15, 2012

"Dobbing" sounds like fun. Whatever it is, do it.

Mar 15, 2012

Is it wrong? Yea.

Who the fuck cares? Jealous bitches.

If my interviewer was a hot, successful, rich woman I would definitly sleep with her. AND IT CAN GET ME A JOB? #@$#$%$#%

The question arises if the bitch is ugly. If you are willing to sleep with people who are already submissive to you you are probably pretty desperate. If you are hot, this means that you are probably psychotic or the interviewee looks like Brad Pitt. Ugly explains itself. I would just be worried if the chick wanted to continue this after you were hired since she is obviously desperate and probably has issues.

At least it shows that the girl who was interviewing was willing to put it all on the line for this job. lol

Reality hits you hard, bro...

Mar 15, 2012

Also,

Reality hits you hard, bro...

Mar 15, 2012

is the OP male or female?

Mar 15, 2012

Meh. If she can't handle the work, she'll eventually get drummed out anyway, right?

P.S. - For $10M, I bet half the guys here would take it up the ass from Lloyd Blankfein. For a blowjob? Count me in!

Mar 16, 2012

It's only wrong if someone finds out...

Whose troll account is this?

Mar 16, 2012

If the 10mm was in cash and not stock options +90% of us would do it. Actually, could this be one of the new polls?

Btw this thread is priceless

Mar 16, 2012

I'm going to have an aneurism ManBearPig, i swear to god

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

Mar 16, 2012

For the pro blow jobers in this thread, what if you had to blow a guy that you knew very well and would likely need to continue having in your life? Does that change things? Every time you see that person, you would be reminded if their fucking cock in your mouth!!! Are you guys kidding? That is not worth 10MM! Even if its a complete stranger that you would never see again, still not worth it...

Mar 16, 2012
manbearpig:

For the pro blow jobers in this thread, what if you had to blow a guy that you knew very well and would likely need to continue having in your life? Does that change things? Every time you see that person, you would be reminded if their fucking cock in your mouth!!! Are you guys kidding? That is not worth 10MM! Even if its a complete stranger that you would never see again, still not worth it...

I would still do it. If you have $10mm you can spend a 1mm on booze. I think you won't remember what happened the past couple of days after that. Problem Solved.

Mar 16, 2012
manbearpig:

For the pro blow jobers in this thread, what if you had to blow a guy that you knew very well and would likely need to continue having in your life? Does that change things? Every time you see that person, you would be reminded if their fucking cock in your mouth!!! Are you guys kidding? That is not worth 10MM! Even if its a complete stranger that you would never see again, still not worth it...

for 10 million dollars, i would look that man in the eye, smile, and give him a thumbs up every time i saw him after. then i would tell all my friends "i blew that guy once... he gave me 10 million dollars!" and then my friends would slap me on the back and tell me how awesome i was.

yes... i've given this a lot of thought.

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?

Mar 16, 2012
sayandarula:
manbearpig:

For the pro blow jobers in this thread, what if you had to blow a guy that you knew very well and would likely need to continue having in your life? Does that change things? Every time you see that person, you would be reminded if their fucking cock in your mouth!!! Are you guys kidding? That is not worth 10MM! Even if its a complete stranger that you would never see again, still not worth it...

for 10 million dollars, i would look that man in the eye, smile, and give him a thumbs up every time i saw him after. then i would tell all my friends "i blew that guy once... he gave me 10 million dollars!" and then my friends would slap me on the back and tell me how awesome i was.

yes... i've given this a lot of thought.

fag! lol, jk. To each his own I suppose.

Mar 16, 2012
sayandarula:
manbearpig:

For the pro blow jobers in this thread, what if you had to blow a guy that you knew very well and would likely need to continue having in your life? Does that change things? Every time you see that person, you would be reminded if their fucking cock in your mouth!!! Are you guys kidding? That is not worth 10MM! Even if its a complete stranger that you would never see again, still not worth it...

for 10 million dollars, i would look that man in the eye, smile, and give him a thumbs up every time i saw him after. then i would tell all my friends "i blew that guy once... he gave me 10 million dollars!" and then my friends would slap me on the back and tell me how awesome i was.

yes... i've given this a lot of thought.

^^^This...was funny.

For the record, I would drill a potential job candidate. Abusing my power? Sure, but I don't give 2 shits. The trick is to not hire her, that's how you avoid any allegations of nepotism.

Also for the record, no, I would never suck a D for any amount of money.

@OP - If you're really vindictive, you could send an anonymous email describing the situation to every member of that young lady's group.

Mar 16, 2012

Thank you Abdel...I would most certainly get sticky if that was the situation..i slept with much worse to get my current job

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

Mar 16, 2012

Shit, the only reason I got my job was because I give a superb reach around.

Rise early, work hard, strike oil.

Mar 16, 2012

Motherflubbin double post, high five

Rise early, work hard, strike oil.

Mar 16, 2012
ChEM3:

Motherflubbin double post, high five

I ain't high-fivin' you after that reacharound

Mar 16, 2012
ChEM3:

Motherflubbin double post, high five

10X funnier than your actual post

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

Mar 16, 2012

If you had $10mm why would you still work for the guy? Either find a new job or retire.

And yes, I am pro-bj. I'm sure when the time comes, science will be able to erase parts of your memory, and I will have that one burned from my brain and have them tell me I "inherited" the money or won the lottery.

My name is Nicky, but you can call me Dre.

Mar 16, 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssDICRX_rK8
what about ten thousand dollars?

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

Mar 16, 2012

Destroy her via thedirty.com. That is effectively career death.

Mar 16, 2012

It's wrong if it's a female student. It's ballin if it's a male student.

Mar 17, 2012

Snitches get stitches

but seriously, this is a retarded question. Most likely there is no hard evidence and you will look like a complete jealous psychopath (not that you don't already) and mar your reputation much more than hers.

Also grow up or go occupy wall street, no one likes a whiner

Mar 17, 2012
analyst-therapist:

Snitches get stitches

but seriously, this is a retarded question. Most likely there is no hard evidence and you will look like a complete jealous psychopath (not that you don't already) and mar your reputation much more than hers.

Also grow up or go occupy wall street, no one likes a whiner

Would you go in as a SA and be a dick? No. So don't come in as a chimp and be a dick.

Mar 18, 2012

lol OP is a jealous virgin

"If you survive to my age and you rack up a CV like mine, you can look at HR and say, "Fuck you. I don't try out."- Eddie

Mar 18, 2012

ultimate troll post.

Mar 18, 2012

Is she hot? Any pics?- you could PM me the pics.

Mar 19, 2012

We've already tried TheKid...there havent been any pics, which has led to many Brain Aneurisms for all

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

Mar 19, 2012

Most banks have a pretty strict policy about this kind of thing. The chick is just a hoe, but the dude's job could come into question. Her worst enemies?...chicks who get jobs based on merit.

Honestly, if she's stupid enough to talk about it publicly, she'll get found out by HR at some point and you probably don't want to be associated in any way with this for perception's sake and to steer clear of the banker's vengeance. Unless there's more to the story, I dunno

Honestly, if a decent looking HR / MD banker chick wanted to trade favor for favor, I'd do it if I were single. No gay for pay though, no way. Nononono, I'm not touching that.

Mar 19, 2012

I guess it depends on what she is expecting from the relationship.
If a large bonus is attached, i would question it.

Mar 19, 2012

it's just another form of "networking"

Mar 20, 2012

student sleeps with prospective employer for job position? welcome to the business world and more specifically the street

Mar 21, 2012
Tymayo:

student sleeps with prospective employer for job position? welcome to the business world and more specifically the street

yea op you should watch house of lies (a documentary about mgmt consulting )

Apr 7, 2012

having worked for a while.. i've been told multiple stories about [very. successful.] women on my floor each having a few skeletons in their closets.

however, there's no evidence and there is almost never visible flirting ever. this is not just my floor.
so the fact that the girl is SO proud of her tactic and telling everyone about it... i just don't think it'll fly well so i wouldn't worry about it

chicks like that really make the rest of us look bad :/

Apr 19, 2012

Does it surprise me? No. In this grand ol game of life it goes without saying those who are truly ambitious and perhaps without a moral compass employ just about every tactic to get ahead. While I do not condone such behavior it wreaks of sour grapes the way most guys in the thread are complaining about this woman. Is it fair? No. But if you folks honestly believe hiring is a transparent process with those receiving offers as the most "deserving" you're more delusional than I initially believed. I'm willing to bet a fair majority of the people on this board initially got their foot in the door because of some connection be it alumni/family/friends/ate at the same McDonalds. in all likelihood there was a more "competent" candidate who probably did not pass the initial HR screening because he/she did not have help from the inside and instead were "just another applicant." Now obviously we can debate the extent to which a connection plays as opposed to actually engaging in sex (and I will admit there's a fair amount of difference), but the point still stands that the most qualified do not always receive offers.

Work hard. Focus on yourself. Keep trying and I guarantee you that in the long run, cream rises to the top. Wait that's what she said.

Apr 19, 2012

Sloots gonna sloot.

Apr 20, 2012
vdubben:

Sloots gonna sloot.

Especially Joran Van Der Sloot!!!

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

Apr 20, 2012

10mm bucks, I'm in, that's a lot of prefticiouf therapy I can get. Or I can get a bottle of whiskey and some xanax and I probably wouldn't remember it in the morning.

With that said, I think it's kind of foolish to try to report this girl, it's not like it's going to benefit you at all, and if the employee found out about you from her or HR or whatever, he could try to screw YOU. Not in the literal, fun way of course, since I'm assuming 1st year analysts don't make hiring decisions by themselves.

Apr 20, 2012
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