Tiger Woods Getting Divorced - $750 Million Settlement!

A $750 million dollar golden parachute for Woods wife? Better than most CEO's get, and all she did was spread 'em and pump out a couple kids. Lucky bitch. Oh, and on a per head basis assuming only 17 affairs, it cost him $44.12 million per affair; damn expensive if you ask me. :P

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-N.

 

I never comment on here but as a woman, I believe Elin deserves every single penny of that 750Mil. Good for her.

Men are so ridiculously stupid, it makes me laugh. If you're a young billionaire like Tiger and like sleeping with multiple partners, why marry? Why do men get married if they want to live promiscuous lives?

Not that I care either way, because women are always the winners. Marry rich man, have fun spending while man works, man cheats..oh well, win 750Million via settlement (or millions for those not lucky enough to snag a very wealth man like Tiger).

And I guarantee you Tiger's wife will be happily single for the rest of her life, enjoying the 750 million with her kids while Tiger will no doubt remarry....only to burn another woman down the line who will walk away with another divorce settlement.

Have you noticed that wealth women can always live happily single for the rest of their lives after their divorce, but the man will immediately remarry (and probably cheat again)? Men apparently feel worthless without a woman and can't live by themselves, nor can they live in a monogamous relationship with that woman.

So warped.

 
samanthajones.:
I never comment on here but as a woman, I believe Elin deserves every single penny of that 750Mil. Good for her. ... Not that I care either way, because women are always the winners. Marry rich man, have fun spending while man works, man cheats..oh well, win 750Million via settlement (or millions for those not lucky enough to snag a very wealth man like Tiger).
How do you expect men to regard marriage as a desirable prospect when you utter shit like that? With comments like that, I wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole (and vice-versa hopefully).

I'm getting married. Thank god not to the kind of bitch we're talking of here.

 

Marriage is a failed and flawed institution. If you really loved someone you don't need a piece of paper to remind you that you do. The only thing great about marriage is that it legally protects the well being of the children in a society.

 
getyourpawsoffmyeffinmoney:
Marriage is a failed and flawed institution. If you really loved someone you don't need a piece of paper to remind you that you do. The only thing great about marriage is that it legally protects the well being of the children in a society.

sex before marriage is a sin and u will go to hell becaus of it

 

The thing is I heard earlier estimates at $300 ~ 400 million, but apparently after her lawyers did more digging, they upped the settlement to $750. He didn't hide it well enough apparently.

-N.

"It's about the game." - Gordon Gekko "No matter how much money you make, you'll never be rich." - Jacob "Jake" Moore "'Oh Africa Brave Africa'. It was... a laugh riot." - Patrick Bateman
 

That's a big hit!
It's hard to feel sorry for a guy that makes that much...clearly he missed Edmundo's words of wisdom

If if don't make dollars, it don't make sense.
 
GoodBread:
Lol at people questioning whether Tiger Woods was a billionaire.

Tiger likely isn't a billionaire...not yet (and of course, not after the settlement).

This settlement is probably a portion (50% maybe) of his assets and future cash flow over a predetermined amount of years. Something like the NPV of all his earnings.

There is almost no way this guy has 1.5B sitting in his bank account, or anything near it. His career earnings are right over a billion (estimated) with a huge chunk of that going to Uncle Sam in the way of taxes. Granted he could be really close to a billion dollar net worth if he had some really really solid investments.

Anyways, if I was Tiger, I would give the bitch my money and drive off with a semi-truck full of hookers just to remind her that no matter what HE is going to win. Prenup all the way for me.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

How liquid do you think Tiger is?

I seriously doubt he has $750MM just sitting somewhere. Frankly, I don't what Tiger does to be worth well over $1B. Are they going to start handing over stakes in golf course design companies/golf club line/courses he owns?

 

People fail to understand that marriage is a legal contract. Love is an emotion. Once you get LEGALLY married this shit happens. Conversely if Tiger was a broke mofo and ran up debt in the joint parties name his wife would be LEGALLY held accountable.

I emphasize legal because when the time comes for myself :( and all of you young bucks make sure you speak to a lawyer. Women will trying and fight back, but anyone who cannot see things level headed and understand the legal aspects of what you are going into is someone you run, not walk away from.

I would of begged her to work things out and taken her on a trip to some African jungle where they have never heard of DNA or trying off the crime scene. Catch my drift.

He is the bigger moron for slapping a ring on a pretty face. Beauty is a commodity. Just like a mine, being hot has a reserve and a depletion rate.

Think with your big head boys. It will keep your ass out of a sling like this in the future!

 
AnthonyD1982:
I would of begged her to work things out and taken her on a trip to some African jungle where they have never heard of DNA or trying off the crime scene. Catch my drift.

This is interesting. Would you guys murder for 750 million? I mean... that is A LOT of money... not that I'm advocating murder... I wouldn't have the guts... but that kind of money can screw with anyone's head

looking for that pick-me-up to power through an all-nighter?
 
tinomartinez:
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Frightened But Gentle Meerkats

How is that relevant to anything in this post? If you ask me, promising young men need to focus on their careers and getting paid while avoiding romantic entanglements.

Just my opinion. I think it's a fairly novel one, thank you very much.

 

People don't get married with an intent to get divorced. Bringing all paperwork like prenup etc, just makes it so awkward to begin with. Better would be to try to work out the marriage in either case. But, if nothing works out then it would be better to have a mutual agreement and not drag things to such a level where either of the party needs to take such a drastic step.

In case of Tiger Woods, he did something that has left his wife with no other way but to punish him for his deeds, whichever way she can. I believe its a good way to go about it.

 

He would never escape the stigma and it would hurt his future advertising contracts if she inadvertently disappeared. However, I would "address" his issue for substantially less than she is taking, and still sleep like a baby.

-N.

"It's about the game." - Gordon Gekko "No matter how much money you make, you'll never be rich." - Jacob "Jake" Moore "'Oh Africa Brave Africa'. It was... a laugh riot." - Patrick Bateman
 

Ok, obviously no one goes into a marriage expecting a divorce. We also don't plan on dying, but still by life insurance.

Make things awkward? Not really. I would just throw down the papers, say have your lawyer look over them and sign them. Don't make it one sided, just say whats mine is mine, yours is yours and if it goes south we part under XYZ terms. Don't like it then see you later.

Being a pussy and avoiding the subject gets you raped when she decides to leave. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Or a trip to a country with shitty detective work.

 

What if your wife is doing really good professionally and is loaded and if she sleeps around with 100 other guys and gets caught then you wouldn't want to punish her in any way and get divorced without getting any compensation for being played by her ????

Sounds very generous of you!

You would be ready to give up getting married to someone you love if she doesn't participate in prenup, but make sure that your assets are secured when it is not even certain that such a situation would arise in your case! Quite astounding!!!

Wouldn't it be just better to try and keep harmony in the relationship in first place and if situation arises where divorce is the only solution then just make it as mutual as possible. If you did something as ridiculous as Tiger Woods did then you deserve to go through what he is going through at this point.

 

Most prenups have clauses in it specify if someone cheats or is abusive.

What Tiger did was his own fault, but $750 Million. Please. Give her a couple million and send her packing. I think almost a billion dollars is out of control.

Tiger is a real bad example of why a prenup is good. It protects bother parties also so I don't see the huge aversion to it. If a woman is successful then she should be savvy enough to want to sigh it to protect her own ass.

Lets look at the other side. Am I willing to ruin a relationship over a piece of paper? How about are you willing to ruin it by not signing it? Prenubs that are completely one sided and predatory are typically thrown out. Make sure it is advantageous for both parties and both can sign it. Love fades, losing your shirt in a divorce stings forever.

Furthermore, you know what marriage is after 5 years. A compromise. All this fireworks and star in the eyes shit is best left for Disney movies and cheap romance novels.

 

Prenup ruins the emotional part of the relationship by beginning it with all the legal processes. Signing it or not signing is a secondary issue. I have been married for over 5years now, it doesn't seem like any compromise so far. It is just a point of view. But, personally i wouldn't have got married to someone who would feel secure with a prenup and not on emotional grounds of a relationship.

 
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DABA_1985, you are funny :)

First of all, she knew that he slept around. Man can cheat on his wife with 2-3 women TOPS w/o being caught. We are talking about over a dozen women in matter of 2-3 years; some of them saw Tiger on monthly basis. She perfectly knew what was going on.

Secondly, he was her golden ticket to luxurious and carefree life. She wasn't a model when he met her, she was an upscale nanny who did some photo shoots. Now she is a super-model with 2 babies, and looks like $750MM.

OMG he cheated on her, what a horror?!?!? My dad cheated on my mom; my grandpa cheated on my grandma (I found out this a year ago; they are still together, lol); my gf cheated on me; 2 married women cheated on their husbands with me (not gonna go there, but to my defense, I didn't know). Get over it. Women go through way worse stuff than cheating. How about emotional/physical/mental abuse?

AnthonyD1982, it's a battle of sexes and you just cannot win it. Women can go through ridiculous mind-tricks to justify just about anything, from gaining 30lbs in 2 years to making out with dozen guys in less than 3 hours. Yes, I've witness both.

Tiger had to take one for the team. I just hope that there is some secret she knows that can totally ruin his career. Otherwise I cannot justify $750MM. I just cannot. A Canadian was tortured for 10.5 months by US troops. Then Canadian intelligence realized that it was a fukk up and the guy was innocent. He got only $10MM.

 
PussInBoots:
DABA_1985, you are funny :)

First of all, she knew that he slept around. Man can cheat on his wife with 2-3 women TOPS w/o being caught. We are talking about over a dozen women in matter of 2-3 years; some of them saw Tiger on monthly basis. She perfectly knew what was going on.

Secondly, he was her golden ticket to luxurious and carefree life. She wasn't a model when he met her, she was an upscale nanny who did some photo shoots. Now she is a super-model with 2 babies, and looks like $750MM.

OMG he cheated on her, what a horror?!?!? My dad cheated on my mom; my grandpa cheated on my grandma (I found out this a year ago; they are still together, lol); my gf cheated on me; 2 married women cheated on their husbands with me (not gonna go there, but to my defense, I didn't know). Get over it. Women go through way worse stuff than cheating. How about emotional/physical/mental abuse?

AnthonyD1982, it's a battle of sexes and you just cannot win it. Women can go through ridiculous mind-tricks to justify just about anything, from gaining 30lbs in 2 years to making out with dozen guys in less than 3 hours. Yes, I've witness both.

Tiger had to take one for the team. I just hope that there is some secret she knows that can totally ruin his career. Otherwise I cannot justify $750MM. I just cannot. A Canadian was tortured for 10.5 months by US troops. Then Canadian intelligence realized that it was a fukk up and the guy was innocent. He got only $10MM.

Tiger ruined this woman's life. All the money in the world will not change the fact that she will forever be known as the chick who Tiger cheated on...again and again...with borderline hookers and porn stars. $750M is too much, but to act like he should have killed her or only given her a few million because "she was just some nanny" is ridiculous. Cheating is a big deal, and cheating with over a dozen people and essentially having a shit ton of secret relationships is insane. I don't see how people are writing off what he did at all. God damn.

 
TheKing:
PussInBoots:
DABA_1985, you are funny :)

First of all, she knew that he slept around. Man can cheat on his wife with 2-3 women TOPS w/o being caught. We are talking about over a dozen women in matter of 2-3 years; some of them saw Tiger on monthly basis. She perfectly knew what was going on.

Secondly, he was her golden ticket to luxurious and carefree life. She wasn't a model when he met her, she was an upscale nanny who did some photo shoots. Now she is a super-model with 2 babies, and looks like $750MM.

OMG he cheated on her, what a horror?!?!? My dad cheated on my mom; my grandpa cheated on my grandma (I found out this a year ago; they are still together, lol); my gf cheated on me; 2 married women cheated on their husbands with me (not gonna go there, but to my defense, I didn't know). Get over it. Women go through way worse stuff than cheating. How about emotional/physical/mental abuse?

AnthonyD1982, it's a battle of sexes and you just cannot win it. Women can go through ridiculous mind-tricks to justify just about anything, from gaining 30lbs in 2 years to making out with dozen guys in less than 3 hours. Yes, I've witness both.

Tiger had to take one for the team. I just hope that there is some secret she knows that can totally ruin his career. Otherwise I cannot justify $750MM. I just cannot. A Canadian was tortured for 10.5 months by US troops. Then Canadian intelligence realized that it was a fukk up and the guy was innocent. He got only $10MM.

Tiger ruined this woman's life. All the money in the world will not change the fact that she will forever be known as the chick who Tiger cheated on...again and again...with borderline hookers and porn stars. $750M is too much, but to act like he should have killed her or only given her a few million because "she was just some nanny" is ridiculous. Cheating is a big deal, and cheating with over a dozen people and essentially having a shit ton of secret relationships is insane. I don't see how people are writing off what he did at all. God damn.

There are much worse things in life than being umiliated. Tortured, miamed,etc. I won't get into all of it but you can imagine what I'm talking about. Because someone cheated on you shoudt entitle you to that much cash when you had no effect on it's generation. Tiger was a bomb ass golfer before he ever met her. Yes, she should be compensated,but $750 mm is crazy (yes I am jealous that she did nothing and will be far richer than I can ever hope to be) Tiger was an idiot though. If you want the bitches, don't get married.
 

Puss, totally agree with you bro. It isn't about one side beating another. If you wanna be in love then move in with someone and stay together. A marriage certificate is a piece of paper that is state sanctioned. It entitles you to tax breaks, legal rights, etc. Love is love and marriage is legal. I think having a calm and cool approach is perfectly fine. Believe you me, when kids are screaming and people are not looking hot like they are on the wedding day you're not going to be feeling love, you are going to be feeling a shared commitment.

Justify what you want. Remember men, there is one simple word which is ever so powerful and stops people in their tracks.

NO.

Say it, learn it, love it.

 

It is just funny how Puss is trying to justify cheating on your spouse. Probably, somethings went out of control beyond a point for which Tiger woods and his wife decided to get a divorce; reasons can be public humiliation, cheating, their kids in distress ( reason better known to them). If he is worth over billion dollars then why shouldn't she be compensated with enough amount of assets for all the humiliation she suffered and all the problems she may face later because of his irrationality. She deserves to enjoy the similar lifestyle what she did during her marriage as it wasn't her fault for which marriage fell apart. She stopped modeling a long time ago and doesn't has any current source of income. In all she is going to have a lot to deal with without any source of income. Completely justifies her claims.

AnthonyD1982, if you have kids in your live-in relationship even then you would feel a shared commitment when kids are screaming and people are not looking hot. Most of the people get married to give a socially acceptable status to a relationship. You can't be gf/bf or be in a live-in relationship with kids for all your life. Marriage has different meanings in different cultures- some see it as a legal contract and some see it as a social union. If you can't feel secure on personal/emotional grounds then there is no point of marriage even if a couple is legally bound to it.

 

Puss, this marriage is getting over because of Tiger Woods and not because of her deeds. Why does she has to sacrifice her kids and her lifestyle if the man cheated on her and caused troubles in the household ? She deserves to live a lifestyle what she was living as his wife and compensate her fairly for she doesn't have any source of income. Not to forget that the custody of kids still in question for a certain time.

 
PussInBoots:
DABA_1985, if: (1) You are 25 (2) You've been married for 5 years

Then I won't even try to argue with you.

Can't believe Puss or Anthony even bothered to argue with with someone named DABA_1985. On the sites for these girls they basically admit they like being with strong, alpha male types and ohh yeah the money's an attraction as well.

But whether or not you thinks it's right or wrong, a married couple is supposed to be one legal entity, so when it splits, dividing it equally is the easiest thing. If you're loaded, get a prenup. That's all there is to it. No point in not hedging the biggest risk of your life, especially since your odds of not getting divorced are just above 50/50 for your first marriage.

 

Victor252,

"These girls"---May be it should be made clear in the terms and conditions part of this website that girls are not allowed on this site where every guy would want to agree with things if they go in their favor and rest would call themselves "Alpha Males" to protect themselves. I believe everyone has an opinion, if you don't agree with one then argue for it by giving your own opinion.

"especially since your odds of not getting divorced are just above 50/50 for your first marriage"-- can be true for a few people not everyone. I wouldn't want to be too personal here, but would say as much that girls can't live for long with male chauvinist pigs.

 

DABA, let me start by saying that I agree you can't justify cheating while in a marriage - if either party's needs aren't being met, then they should divorce while there is still no blame in the equation. Unfortunately, that's not what happened here. As such, most people here (men) tend to believe that she is definitely entitled to something but that $750MM is simply excessive. I'll even grant the stretch that she should be able to maintain the lifestyle (not that I necessarily agree with that, but courts tend to go that way apparently). However, is $750MM really necessary for that? Would an amount more reasonable possibly be more equitable? I believe so, as do the other posters here.

It's clear that Tiger got shaken down either because Elin has some juicy dirt on him or he was worried that a divorce judge would rule worse.

 

I blame both. There's no way in hell this woman didn't notice a fully staffed brothel inside her home. It was either put up with a rich slut or return to poverty and stay a babysitter. She didn't even deserve the inital $300M she wanted. Shows how much women are willing to put up with just to maintain a lifestyle. How sad

 

what about how much she tolerated and waited to give time to Tiger Woods to make things better. It depends how you look at the matter. How sad that most of the posters (men) dominate this site and have a mindset to show the woman on the bad side. I would expect more rational and unbiased comments. I agree with DaCarez, may be the matter could have been settled with a lesser amount.

 

I am a woman and I know how women think. Women know how to wait for the right time to play the victim. There's no way in hell you literally have a brothel going on inside your home and don't notice. We're not talking about one or two women. A different bitch every 3 weeks?! Elin could've beat his ass after the first 2 women and filed for divorce but she would've gotten 100M if that. You are forgetting that this woman didn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of so of course she wasn't going to walk away from her meal ticket empty handed.

 
moneyneversleeps2:
I am a woman and I know how women think. Women know how to wait for the right time to play the victim. There's no way in hell you literally have a brothel going on inside your home and don't notice. We're not talking about one or two women. A different bitch every 3 weeks?! Elin could've beat his ass after the first 2 women and filed for divorce but she would've gotten 100M if that. You are forgetting that this woman didn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of so of course she wasn't going to walk away from her meal ticket empty handed.

You had me at "A different bitch every 3 weeks?!"...

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PussInBoots][quote=moneyneversleeps2:
I am a woman and I know how women think. Women know how to wait for the right time to play the victim. There's no way in hell you literally have a brothel going on inside your home and don't notice. We're not talking about one or two women. A different bitch every 3 weeks?! Elin could've beat his ass after the first 2 women and filed for divorce but she would've gotten 100M if that. You are forgetting that this woman didn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of so of course she wasn't going to walk away from her meal ticket empty handed.

You had me at "A different bitch every 3 weeks?!"...

I

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

Also, the way in which Tiger went about this was pretty professional. People on here are acting like Elin HAD to know, why? Let's be clear. Tiger travels non-stop as part of his profession and more or less has professional help in cheating. NY Magazine had an entire article on this sort of thing and how it goes on in the world of athletes and actors. Rachel Uchitel was essentially a pimp for him. There's more evidence that his management company (IMG) knew about this stuff and helped cover it up than there is evidence that Elin knew before last November.

 
TheKing:
Also, the way in which Tiger went about this was pretty professional. People on here are acting like Elin HAD to know, why? Let's be clear. Tiger travels non-stop as part of his profession and more or less has professional help in cheating. NY Magazine had an entire article on this sort of thing and how it goes on in the world of athletes and actors. Rachel Uchitel was essentially a pimp for him. There's more evidence that his management company (IMG) knew about this stuff and helped cover it up than there is evidence that Elin knew before last November.

Couldn't have agreed more with you.

 

DABA, I'm sorry but you make no fucking sense.

I can only concur with PussInBoots. My parents cheated, all my friends cheated, I was cheated on and have cheated (I hope I will never again though). Hell, 25% of women I have slept with were not single. A famous professor of mine, known for his deep Christianity, was a cheating bastard. So cheating is a fact of life, and it is wrong to say that

TheKing:
Tiger ruined this woman's life.
He made her rather rich actually ;-)

Seriously. Being cheated on is not worth $750m. Not even 100. If you've ever been cheated on you will know. People are humiliated every day in a society that is culturally very violent.

When you marry a famous guy, that's how it works. I was moderately famous when younger and got with women who would never have looked at me for a split second otherwise. I cannot imagine the kind of pressure a good-looking guy like Tiger Woods was facing. Politicians, rockstars, same pattern. Maybe a girl can't understand that, but sleeping with a different hot woman every week is how most young men would describe heaven - perhaps even more after marriage. That he'd have remained faithful would be the real surprise.

PS: as a woman, being cheated on is not a reflection of your quality as a partner. Woman have a hard time understanding that, but I was also very attached to the women I cheated on and my experience is congruent with that of my friends.

 

@King It's not that I am writing off on it but Elin knew. He was operating a bunny ranch in S. Florida and some of the hookers were on the road. If Elin didn't know of any of the women, how was she visiting them in FL and calling them up to leave "her" man alone?! Tiger and his women were loud and proud with their hoeing around. Why do you think rich athletes marry babysitters, high school dropouts and maids in the first place? The more uneducated (therefore somewhat poor) the women is, the more likely she is to put up with BS just to maintain a lifestyle she could never have on her own.

 
moneyneversleeps2:
@King It's not that I am writing off on it but Elin knew. He was operating a bunny ranch in S. Florida and some of the hookers were on the road. If Elin didn't know of any of the women, how was she visiting them in FL and calling them up to leave "her" man alone?! Tiger and his women were loud and proud with their hoeing around. Why do you think rich athletes marry babysitters, high school dropouts and maids in the first place? The more uneducated (therefore somewhat poor) the women is, the more likely she is to put up with BS just to maintain a lifestyle she could never have on her own.

She speaks the truth!

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
moneyneversleeps2:
I am a woman and I know how women think. Women know how to wait for the right time to play the victim. There's no way in hell you literally have a brothel going on inside your home and don't notice. We're not talking about one or two women. A different bitch every 3 weeks?! Elin could've beat his ass after the first 2 women and filed for divorce but she would've gotten 100M if that. You are forgetting that this woman didn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of so of course she wasn't going to walk away from her meal ticket empty handed.

http://marriage.about.com/cs/celebritymarriages/p/tigerwoods.htm

This may help to put some events in order.

@Money- I guess after all that Elin had to go through on her personal front she did a right thing by playing the victim (if thats what she actually did). It can be attributed to her having patience to make things work or to get more money out of the divorce. Once a girl knows that her marriage is over then its better to make the most out of the situation and play it smart (I doubt if this was the intentions in Elin's case, but it is understandable even if it was the case).

 

I don't understand how anyone can think she deserves close to 750MM. She's a bum. She hasn't done anything in her life that should warrant her having a net worth of 1 million. Tiger got played for real. But Tiger's case isn't even too bad since he cheated. My neighbor got screwed by his ex-wife when she divorced him for being "boring" and "emotionally unavailable." She got half of his shit. Prenups are a must if you are going into a marriage with assets of any sort.

 

This is outrageous, 750m for having done shit in her life.

I am not sure how far his wife in particular and women in general are too blame, since it is the system that enables this abuse to begin with.

 

Some of you people are total lunatics for comparing personal experiences with cheating to what Tiger did. To PussinBoots, I'm sorry about your parents doing that, but I doubt your dad was doing ANYTHING on par with what Tiger did. Again, Tiger was using borderline professional organizations to bareback it with virtual hookers all over the country.

To the people who claim that Elin's life isn't ruined but better because of the money she is getting, are you kidding me? So, she'd rather have money and be lonely than have the money with someone she loves (you know, the man she married and had kids with)? Really? I'm not saying she deserves $750 million, but to basically blame her for what he did, you are lunatics.

Furthermore, everyone in here is talking about prenups and how marriage is a legal contract. Well, guess what, when you cheat on someone again and again like a fucking sex crazed maniac, the prenup gets torn up and you're going to get fucked straight in the ass.

Here's what Tiger should have done, it's really simple. Don't fucking get married until you are really ready. He should have taken a page out of Derek Jeter's book.

 

You have similar devices in the US, I think you call 'em fraternities.

Get real. Many, many men would do the same. Isn't Hugh Hefner a role model for the typical testosterone-driven teenager? I certainly would like his lifestyle. That Tiger cheated on his wife doesn't give her the moral high ground or a claim to $750m.

Then would do men marry? I don't know... maybe to find love? Have kids? Stability? Is it impossible to conceive that Tiger Woods loves his wife?

 

Agree with the King.

When I am extolling getting a prenup I am not using Tiger as an example. He could have the dream team representing him in court and his wife would still rape his ass. Pre nups usually don't save your bacon in cases of infidelity or abuse. Tiger should never of married a friggen nanny. Like these fools who marry strippers or porn stars.

You can't turn hooker into a wife. Don't bother trying.

Lets just get right to the point. Tiger is a geek. He had some hot blonde rubbing up on him and fell in "love". Then she pumped out screaming demons and the love turned to misery. Naturally a rich and famous dude has plenty of women throwing themselves at him so he went for them all. Got his hand caught in a cookie jar. Now he has to pay. Hope he learned his lesson and stays single for a while. What a dumb ass.

 
AnthonyD1982:
Agree with the King.

When I am extolling getting a prenup I am not using Tiger as an example. He could have the dream team representing him in court and his wife would still rape his ass. Pre nups usually don't save your bacon in cases of infidelity or abuse. Tiger should never of married a friggen nanny. Like these fools who marry strippers or porn stars.

You can't turn hooker into a wife. Don't bother trying.

Lets just get right to the point. Tiger is a geek. He had some hot blonde rubbing up on him and fell in "love". Then she pumped out screaming demons and the love turned to misery. Naturally a rich and famous dude has plenty of women throwing themselves at him so he went for them all. Got his hand caught in a cookie jar. Now he has to pay. Hope he learned his lesson and stays single for a while. What a dumb ass.

First, Elin wasn't a hooker/porn star/stripper before she married Tiger Woods. She was a nanny and being a nanny is not a disrespecting work and it wasn't something that she hided from Tiger Woods to get him. He accepted her to be what she was.

Second, She didn't "pump out screaming demons(called kids)" alone. The kids belong to Tiger Woods and Elin, both. The love turned into misery because of Tiger Woods deeds and there has been nothing in news that states that Elin had any intentions to break the marriage apart at any point before this.

I agree to the point that probably Tiger Woods wasn't prepared to get married in first place and that's why ended up in such a chaos.

 
DABA_1985:
AnthonyD1982:
Agree with the King.

When I am extolling getting a prenup I am not using Tiger as an example. He could have the dream team representing him in court and his wife would still rape his ass. Pre nups usually don't save your bacon in cases of infidelity or abuse. Tiger should never of married a friggen nanny. Like these fools who marry strippers or porn stars.

You can't turn hooker into a wife. Don't bother trying.

Lets just get right to the point. Tiger is a geek. He had some hot blonde rubbing up on him and fell in "love". Then she pumped out screaming demons and the love turned to misery. Naturally a rich and famous dude has plenty of women throwing themselves at him so he went for them all. Got his hand caught in a cookie jar. Now he has to pay. Hope he learned his lesson and stays single for a while. What a dumb ass.

First, Elin wasn't a hooker/porn star/stripper before she married Tiger Woods. She was a nanny and being a nanny is not a disrespecting work and it wasn't something that she hided from Tiger Woods to get him. He accepted her to be what she was.

Second, She didn't "pump out screaming demons(called kids)" alone. The kids belong to Tiger Woods and Elin, both. The love turned into misery because of Tiger Woods deeds and there has been nothing in news that states that Elin had any intentions to break the marriage apart at any point before this.

I agree to the point that probably Tiger Woods wasn't prepared to get married in first place and that's why ended up in such a chaos.

"and it wasnt something that she HIDED from Tiger woods". Really? hided!! Thats not a typing error. Are you sure you are an analyst or even in school? I can see why you and Samantha would support golddigging.

I wish a (real) female analyst or professional will comment on the topic at hand.

 

While I am at it, whats with this diamond ring shit? How come the wife doesn't buy the husband a rolex or something?

1) Diamonds are shit, unless they are being used for industrial purposes 2) Women want diamonds for the sole reason to show off to other women 3) Women are cruel demons. They do not care that children lose body parts to get those diamonds

We are living in the Matrix boys. Start looking at the shit we are fed from day one. 2 months salary, a diamond lasts forever, roses and chocolates on valentines day, buy a house, do this do that. Where is my damn blue pill !!

Personally, I would have no problem buying a ruby ring, emerald, whatever. Something with an actual value, but this diamond mafia bullshit is sickening.

This is what you guys do. Go buy some old setting and stuff a Zirc in there. Then find some antique ring box. Tell the girl your grandmother died saving the ring or something equally sappy. They will be forced to accept it. Bam, now go spend that 5-10K on a watch for yourself.

 
AnthonyD1982:
While I am at it, whats with this diamond ring shit? How come the wife doesn't buy the husband a rolex or something?

1) Diamonds are shit, unless they are being used for industrial purposes 2) Women want diamonds for the sole reason to show off to other women 3) Women are cruel demons. They do not care that children lose body parts to get those diamonds

We are living in the Matrix boys. Start looking at the shit we are fed from day one. 2 months salary, a diamond lasts forever, roses and chocolates on valentines day, buy a house, do this do that. Where is my damn blue pill !!

Personally, I would have no problem buying a ruby ring, emerald, whatever. Something with an actual value, but this diamond mafia bullshit is sickening.

This is what you guys do. Go buy some old setting and stuff a Zirc in there. Then find some antique ring box. Tell the girl your grandmother died saving the ring or something equally sappy. They will be forced to accept it. Bam, now go spend that 5-10K on a watch for yourself.

we do it for the magic V

 
balbasur:
AnthonyD1982:
While I am at it, whats with this diamond ring shit? How come the wife doesn't buy the husband a rolex or something?

1) Diamonds are shit, unless they are being used for industrial purposes 2) Women want diamonds for the sole reason to show off to other women 3) Women are cruel demons. They do not care that children lose body parts to get those diamonds

We are living in the Matrix boys. Start looking at the shit we are fed from day one. 2 months salary, a diamond lasts forever, roses and chocolates on valentines day, buy a house, do this do that. Where is my damn blue pill !!

Personally, I would have no problem buying a ruby ring, emerald, whatever. Something with an actual value, but this diamond mafia bullshit is sickening.

This is what you guys do. Go buy some old setting and stuff a Zirc in there. Then find some antique ring box. Tell the girl your grandmother died saving the ring or something equally sappy. They will be forced to accept it. Bam, now go spend that 5-10K on a watch for yourself.

we do it for the magic V

And then you call woman evil!!!

 
maxc:
samanthajones.:
I never comment on here but as a woman, I believe Elin deserves every single penny of that 750Mil. Good for her. ... Not that I care either way, because women are always the winners. Marry rich man, have fun spending while man works, man cheats..oh well, win 750Million via settlement (or millions for those not lucky enough to snag a very wealth man like Tiger).
How do you expect men to regard marriage as a desirable prospect when you utter shit like that? With comments like that, I wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole (and vice-versa hopefully).

I'm getting married. Thank god not to the kind of bitch we're talking of here.

I agree with maxc. samathajones lives in her delusion sex-in-the-city world where divorced women are happy. I can't believe that is even remotely near the truth. It goes against every grain in a woman's body to be single, alone and divorced as they grow old. What a silly comment. Thanks though, now we know you have nothing significant to add.

AnthonyD1982:
While I am at it, whats with this diamond ring shit? How come the wife doesn't buy the husband a rolex or something?

1) Diamonds are shit, unless they are being used for industrial purposes 2) Women want diamonds for the sole reason to show off to other women 3) Women are cruel demons. They do not care that children lose body parts to get those diamonds

We are living in the Matrix boys. Start looking at the shit we are fed from day one. 2 months salary, a diamond lasts forever, roses and chocolates on valentines day, buy a house, do this do that. Where is my damn blue pill !!

Personally, I would have no problem buying a ruby ring, emerald, whatever. Something with an actual value, but this diamond mafia bullshit is sickening.

This is what you guys do. Go buy some old setting and stuff a Zirc in there. Then find some antique ring box. Tell the girl your grandmother died saving the ring or something equally sappy. They will be forced to accept it. Bam, now go spend that 5-10K on a watch for yourself.

haha, great post. Too bad I know girls that would decline that dusty old antique...seriously. A buddy of mine recently got engaged (he's a local rock musician, so doesn't have much money) and it sort of happened to him. He was in a serious relationship a number of years back and bought a stone because he thought things were going to move forward, he had some cash and found a great deal on a rock. So he drops 6 or 7k on a diamond (was originally 15k or something like that), sets it aside for that special day. Relationship takes a dumps, never even gets the stone put in a setting and has it stored in a safe for later. Fast forward like 5 years, he is with his current girlfriend and decides to propose. She finds out that the diamond he is going to put in her ring is one that he bought for another a girl and is pissed. I would sort of understand where she was coming from if it was a ring, but it was just the stone...so I think she is a bitch for having a problem with that. Not to mention that the only work he does is his music gigs so he doesn't have hardly any money. She said that she wouldn't accept a ring with that stone so he would have to get her a new one. He says he doesn't have money, she says maybe they should wait until he can get her a good ring. He ends up getting her a new ring, of course not on sale so he spend a boat load of money...money he doesn't have. So now he has a wallet full of maxed out credit cards and a future with a bitchy, needy woman to look forward to.

One thing I have learned in life, between relationships and close friendships with females, is that girls only care about other girls. They don't get dressed up when they go out to attract a man, they do it to impress their girlfriends (this doesn't apply to the more 'free spirited' girls who are looking for a late night yoga session). When girls walk in a room, they don't look to see which guys are there and which one is cute, etc., they look at the other girls and they figure out what is "wrong" with them and why they are/look better. I think in their mind snagging a guy is like a guy wearing a nice watch...it's their form of a status symbol. It's been my experience most women are selfish, especially when they are young...and some grow out of it.

Another buddy (actually the brother of the music guy above) just recently took a 30k a year haircut at work. He loves to spend money (season tickets, dinners, etc..) but cut back because he knew things would be tough. His wife, an ex-gf of mine, can't seem to understand that money will be tight. She doesn't understand this because she has lived with this guy for the last 9 years, has only worked part time and has really worked in a while because she has been in school. Money was never an issue because he made great money for the area and hours he work and they lived at his parents house for 7 of those 9 years. So 50 or 60k with NO bills is a good bit of change to get to spend. She disregarded his warnings about the money, 1) because she is selfish and 2) because she just finished nursing school and would be working soon. Well guess who's pregnant and won't be working for a while?? Now, my buddy doesn't have a tough job compared to WS but he puts in some hours in the busy season. I was recently helping lay some flooring in his house and his wife was tasked with painting the base boards and trim while he was at work so that we could get use of the couple hours we had in the evening. He gets home, I come over and nothing was done. He asked her what the hell she had been doing all day and she yelled at him that she just wants to relax before she has to work for the rest of her life (recent graduate). Ironically, not only has he been working FT since a year after high school to support her, she was the one that demanded (literally) that the floors get updated/replaced. Just boggles my mind.

It was nice spending so many hours at their house while we were doing the renovations because it was an excellent reminder why I ended things 10 years ago.

Summary: Females are selfish, nearly all of them and no sane woman is okay with being alone and divorced.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
cphbravo96:
maxc:
samanthajones.:
I never comment on here but as a woman, I believe Elin deserves every single penny of that 750Mil. Good for her. ... Not that I care either way, because women are always the winners. Marry rich man, have fun spending while man works, man cheats..oh well, win 750Million via settlement (or millions for those not lucky enough to snag a very wealth man like Tiger).
How do you expect men to regard marriage as a desirable prospect when you utter shit like that? With comments like that, I wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole (and vice-versa hopefully).

I'm getting married. Thank god not to the kind of bitch we're talking of here.

I agree with maxc. samathajones lives in her delusion sex-in-the-city world where divorced women are happy. I can't believe that is even remotely near the truth. It goes against every grain in a woman's body to be single, alone and divorced as they grow old. What a silly comment. Thanks though, now we know you have nothing significant to add.

You call all women selfish, so I'll call all men pussy whipped and easy to use.

Please go back and re-read my post. WEALTHY single women after a lucrative divorce usually life happy single lives for the rest of their time. Anyone who knows anybody in upper-crust society, i.e. Manhattan this is obvious. I can start naming off names here...

The men usually remarry 5 times before they're dead and sometimes leave their children with nothing. LOL, pathetic.

You call all women pathetic, well fine; all men are hopelessly pussy whipped and oh so easy to use. Let's see who has the last laugh when the divorce is finalized and women takes the man to the cleaners and is an instant multi-millionaire.

 

I actually agree with Anthony on the ring part. You guys should watch the history's channel on blood diamonds. These diamond dealers pay the Sierra Leonian diamond company maybe 500 bucks for a 5 ct diamond, spend maybe 5k treating it and then turn around and sell it to some hedge fund manager for 150k. (With that being said, as a banker, good luck getting a woman to marry you with less than 3 carats) As far as the watch, the only way a guy is getting a Rolex out of me is if we are sharing the same last name. Swiss Army maybe but Rolex or Audemars...no way

 
moneyneversleeps2:
As far as the watch, the only way a guy is getting a Rolex out of me is if we are sharing the same last name. Swiss Army maybe but Rolex or Audemars...no way

Ahhh...Mr. Sleeps 2...has a nice ring to it...doesn't it?

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
streetn:
cph don't try teaching science or logic to stupid(slash woman). its a waste of your time and intelligence.

I know better, but apparently that was more wisdom then I could muster, lol.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

I joined this site yesterday and I wasn't sure that people are so anal about typos, errors etc, here. I would take your comment into account and be more careful from now on. Furthermore, English is not my first language and that was actually an error. My apologies to those who couldn't get the drift of my message because of 'HIDED.

"I wish a (real) female analyst or professional will comment on the topic at hand."--- Its hard to convince you if someone is an analyst or MD or CEO on this site. May be you should take opinion on the topic at hand in person from people around you who are (REAL) female analyst.

 
DABA_1985:
I joined this site yesterday and I wasn't sure that people are so anal about typos, errors etc, here. I would take your comment into account and be more careful from now on. Furthermore, English is not my first language and that was actually an error. My apologies to those who couldn't get the drift of my message because of 'HIDED.

"I wish a (real) female analyst or professional will comment on the topic at hand."--- Its hard to convince you if someone is an analyst or MD or CEO on this site. May be you should take opinion on the topic at hand in person from people around you who are (REAL) female analyst.

Are you Asian? You sound like an Asian. Are you Asian?

 

Hahah I love how this thread has gone nuts.

Nanny = hot chick who doesn't wanna actually work for a living.

Bartender = hot chick who doesnt wanna actually work for a living

Did you not read what I said. I said Tiger was a bad example of my whole prenup argument. Fuck Tiger, he is the moron who married this chick.

God, C.U.N.T ---> Cant Understand Normal Thought

 

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