What is your deal with square-toed shoes?

Why does everyone on this board hate square-toed shoes? One person even said it make you look like a dbag. Can you explain this to me please?

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Oct 18, 2010 - 3:39pm

It is difficult to explain why something looks bad, but to me square toed shoes look like something this guy would wear out:

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Oct 18, 2010 - 5:41pm

Santoni Loafer's and razor sharp pleated dress slacks M-F, driving mocs and Banana Republic Chinos for weekends. That's it.

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Oct 18, 2010 - 10:36pm

Stringer Bell:
Santoni Loafer's and razor sharp pleated dress slacks M-F, driving mocs and Banana Republic Chinos for weekends. That's it.

That would be fucking nuts if a first year came in wearing $1,000 shoes -- and loafers to top it off!

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Oct 18, 2010 - 11:17pm

BBA:
Stringer Bell:
Santoni Loafer's and razor sharp pleated dress slacks M-F, driving mocs and Banana Republic Chinos for weekends. That's it.

That would be fucking nuts if a first year came in wearing $1,000 shoes -- and loafers to top it off!

Loafers = baller. 1k for a pair Santoni's? Usually leave Swarovski Crystal studded ones for Euro trash.

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Oct 18, 2010 - 7:53pm

You guys are hilarious. I didn't realize how much the shape of the toes of dress shoes really affect you guys. So basically if I see someone with square-toed shoes, I should assume he's either from Jersey, poor, is a dbag,had no taste, or he works retail? Or maybe he just has square-toed shoes...

 
Oct 18, 2010 - 10:37pm

Cartwright:
jonnyseed:
So basically if I see someone with square-toed shoes, I should assume he's either from Jersey, poor, is a dbag,had no taste, or he works retail?

Not either/or....and, and, and, and.

Haha, I think I get your point. You people are really anti square-toe shoes. I mean it really ignites a fire for you guys.

I want to know what happens when you see a fellow employee or someone on the streets with square-toe shoes?

 
Oct 19, 2010 - 12:48am

jonnyseed:
So basically if I see someone with square-toed shoes, I should assume he's either from Jersey, poor, is a dbag,had no taste, or he works retail?

When you put it that way it sounds ugly. But, well, yes, that's exactly it - though it usually boils down to "no taste." if you saw a guy wearing a jean vest on top of business casual, you'd assume the same thing, and you'd be equally right.

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Oct 18, 2010 - 11:55pm

Square toed shoes have their place and it's not in IBD is all you need to know. It'd be like wearing black biking boots to a formal dinner; they probably won't let you in anyways and you look tacky/like a tard besides. Dress for the occasion; dress for success. I imagine there's some ubiquitous quote that should go here, but I can't remember it so...

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Oct 19, 2010 - 1:09am

A jean vest on top of business casual isn't the best analogy here. In my opinion, shoes make the man. I think, the shoes make the outfit. Especially in the world of finance where its one of the few areas you can distinguish your outfit. A guy could be wearing a good looking wso/">suit and then you see his shoes and you can't help but ask yourself how in the hell he could get it so wrong.

I don't know why it is square shoes don't work, they just don't. Maybe the fact that they're SQUARE. Maybe its that they just look clumsy. Like you could trip any minute. In my opinion, square shoes and wso/">suits should be avoided at all costs.

 
Oct 19, 2010 - 1:59am

If you walked into my company with square toed shoes, I'd fire you. I would ding you from the interview before you opened your mouth. Square toed shoes are about is bad as camo cargo shorts.

There is no reason to further explain why they are terrible looking, they just are. Just as there should be no reason the explain why a straight man shouldn't own a toy poodle. Its purely intuitive lol

 
Oct 19, 2010 - 8:11am

I'm just confused as to how someone can look at a pair of square toed shoes and think, "Yes, that would look great." It seems self explanatory

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Oct 20, 2010 - 3:41pm

jonnyseed:
You guys are so petty and affeminate for caring that much about the shape of someone elses shoes. I mean really, judging someone entirely based on their shoes?

Thats like saying he is wearing a pink wso/">suit we wont care....

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Oct 19, 2010 - 12:15pm

Haha, some of you people are hilarious. I don't see anything wrong with them, in fact I'm wearing them right now...along with jeans and a Nike DRI-FIT polo wso/">shirt in the team of my choice...so maybe I'm not the best example, lol.

While I agree they don't convey professionalism like a cap toe does and I don't think they are ALL hideous, although most of them are clunky and goofy looking...plus I don't think mine appear to be as square as some of the ones I've seen recently, which has made it hard for me to find a decent replacement. To each their own. If you don't own them already I wouldn't suggest buying them over some cap toes for interviews for first year or SA positions, etc.

Regards

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Oct 19, 2010 - 12:27pm

cphbravo96:
Haha, some of you people are hilarious. I don't see anything wrong with them, in fact I'm wearing them right now...along with jeans and a Nike DRI-FIT polo wso/">shirt in the team of my choice...so maybe I'm not the best example, lol.

While I agree they don't convey professionalism like a cap toe does and I don't think they are ALL hideous, although most of them are clunky and goofy looking...plus I don't think mine appear to be as square as some of the ones I've seen recently, which has made it hard for me to find a decent replacement. To each their own. If you don't own them already I wouldn't suggest buying them over some cap toes for interviews for first year or SA positions, etc.

Regards

According to the people on this board, you're probably a piece of garbage from Jersey.

 
Oct 19, 2010 - 3:37pm

jonnyseed:
cphbravo96:
Haha, some of you people are hilarious. I don't see anything wrong with them, in fact I'm wearing them right now...along with jeans and a Nike DRI-FIT polo wso/">shirt in the team of my choice...so maybe I'm not the best example, lol.

While I agree they don't convey professionalism like a cap toe does and I don't think they are ALL hideous, although most of them are clunky and goofy looking...plus I don't think mine appear to be as square as some of the ones I've seen recently, which has made it hard for me to find a decent replacement. To each their own. If you don't own them already I wouldn't suggest buying them over some cap toes for interviews for first year or SA positions, etc.

Regards

According to the people on this board, you're probably a piece of garbage from Jersey.

I'm not from Jersey, but I've been known to punch loud mouth, poofy-haired midgets in the mouth right after...

...TEEEE SHIIRRRRTTTTT TIIIMMMEEEE!!

Regards

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Oct 20, 2010 - 9:09pm

I read some articles and forums about square-toed shoes, and I have to cave in and say you guys may be right about this one. I officially retired my two pair of Kennth Cole shoes (Yes, I actually do have those).

I gave them to my neighbor who thought they were amazing. I hope he doesn't interview for a finance job wearing those things.

It wasn't too big of a loss, I think they only cost me like $50 each. Now I have to search for these "wing tips" you guys keep talking about.

 
Nov 25, 2010 - 9:57am

Bob Sacamano:
Or these?

http://www.ferragamo.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/TopCategories_31150_…

Or are these "trapezoid-toe" shoes lol

No those aren't. Check out this link though:

http://community.artofmanliness.com/profiles/blogs/art-of-manliness-wso/">suit-school-3

"Companies make square-toed shoes because it's cheaper and easier than making a good rounded toe shoe. They pass it off as fashion, but it just makes your feet look like Frankenshoes, and they laugh at the increased profit margins. Moreover, they are normally made of inferior leather and have rubber soles."

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Nov 23, 2010 - 12:31pm

I saw a history channel show where they showed that fashion in medieval armor was cyclical with the armored boot changing from pointed to square to pointed again over a twenty year span. So I guess it just depends where we are in the fashion cycle.

 
Nov 24, 2010 - 8:29am

"Don't Mess With the Zohan" was on TV a couple days ago. There was a shout out to Kenneth Cole square-toed shoes. It was obviously mocking people who wore those shoes.

When I saw that scene I couldn't stop laughing, all I thought about was this thread.

 
Nov 28, 2010 - 5:52pm

Clarkey:
Square-toed shoes look silly because they look too big and too big looks clumsy. If you saw a guy wearing a jacket two sizes too big for him, you'd think he was silly. It's the same with the shoes.

Or they just look cheap.

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Nov 28, 2010 - 7:14pm

On our floor its business casual, so no need for formal black shoes really.
If I had to throw out my 13 pairs and start anew I'd go for a pair in brown calf, a pair in brown suede, a pair in black calf (just in case).

Suede is the most comfortable to wear.

Also remember to match your belt with your shoes.

 
Nov 28, 2010 - 7:15pm

ugglan:
On our floor its business casual, so no need for formal black shoes really.
If I had to throw out my 13 pairs and start anew I'd go for a pair in brown calf, a pair in brown suede, a pair in black calf (just in case).

Suede is the most comfortable to wear.

Also remember to match your belt with your shoes.

Thanks for your advice. Unfortunately I don't know what "calf" means in the context of work shoes (I've googled).

I'll need to get a pair for a BB interview in 3 days. What do you think about some of these?
http://www.zushoe.com.au/catalogue/premium_mens_shoes.aspx

They're all rubber soles though and I heard that this is bad? Is it?

Also, when you say match shoes to belt, do you mean brown belt for brown shoes or what, I'm really clueless about business fashion and my family are hopeless haha

 
Nov 28, 2010 - 7:20pm

Brooks Brothers has some really nice cap toes on clearance at the moment:

http://www.brooksbrothers.com/IWCatProductPage.process?Merchant_Id=1&Se…

They're black calf and regularly $500, marked down to $234 or something like that, and if you qualify for their credit card you get 25% off your first purchase which makes them like $175. Getting a $500 pair of shoes that will last you many years and you'll eventually get re-soled a number of times for $175 is a smokin' deal. I know money's tight, but think about it.

 
Nov 28, 2010 - 7:28pm

EngBanker:
It's not wall street types per se. It's the fashion aware community. As I read somewhere once, they're like the PT Cruiser; under no circumstances they look good.

note: PT Cruiser is a car. Look it up if you don't know it.

haha i know what a PT cruiser is, its the second ugliest car behind the pontiac aztek

 
Nov 28, 2010 - 7:31pm

trailmix8:
I hate squared toed shoes as much as anyone else on this board, and would obviously never own any. But was really wondering why is it that squared toed shoes are hated by wall street types? Would somoene care to elaborate as to how squared toed shoes received their bad rap?

Just look at it from an aesthetic POV.

It throws off a well-fitting suit. Ideally, you want to keep your silhouette in line.

 
Nov 28, 2010 - 7:32pm

Let me preface this by saying yes, you should avoid square toe shoes as they are less fashionable and aren't looked upon favorably in the finance world (as this thread evidences). The ones you picked are little too casual, so I would recommend against them.

However, just on my way to work this morning I was noticing the shoes of what many suits we're wearing. And, I'd say in a good portion, you'd find square toes shoes. Bottom line: who gives a shit. If you work your ass off, your work product will speak a lot louder than the toe shape of your shoes. This board seems overemphasis on these sort of things.

But, again, non-square toe shoes are preferable.

 
Nov 28, 2010 - 7:35pm

[quote=Bernankey]Since we are on the topic. Does this apply to loafers, such as these?

http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/bruno-magli-renegade-loafer-men/3185966?ori…]

I think those are ugly regardless of the toe shape, but the square toe definitely is not as bad as the OP's.

If you're going to wear bit loafers, go with the classic Gucci (or another brand that has made a shoe identical to the Gucci one)

Gucci: http://bit.ly/GYfQ3t

Cole Haan imitation: http://bit.ly/HqQ9YL

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Nov 28, 2010 - 7:59pm

If you have to ask...

In all seriousness grab a better brand than Florsheim. As @"FeelingMean" mentioned Cole Haan and J&M are much better. Allen Edmonds if you are really serious.

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Nov 28, 2010 - 8:02pm

They're not, but that glossy shit is gonna look like the shit that it is. You'd be better off getting some Docker cap toes if you're on that much of a budget.

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Nov 28, 2010 - 8:11pm

Are these considered Squares toed shoes? (Originally Posted: 09/08/2014)

So I'm not quite familiar with shoe brands, but I do know that from this board and my own connections, squares toed shoes aren't looked at favorably on IBD.

Having said that, would something like this be considered squared toed?

http://m.nordstrom.com/s/3167582/??cm_ven=Linkshare&cm_cat=partner&cm_p…

I don't have this exact pair but I saw a pair with a design just like this at a store for a good sale. The ones I saw and this ones in this pic both appear to have a somewhat squared tip though not quite noticeable unless you're looking carefully at it.

 
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