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Aimee, hands down
Yah I think Aimee too...but not hands down.
Is this seriously the best Goldman can do? I knew things were bad but jesus...
my thoughts exactly
JPM for the win.
http://www.economicpolicyjournal.com/2011/07/JPMorgan-supermodel-examines-life.html
this.
too bad after reading about her thoughts on greece im convinced she's mentally retarded.
if that's the best on the street then it's time to go into marketing
those goldman girls do not look like they could...
neither of them are attractive but if i had to choose... the first one.
The indian dude.
this
If I was drunk maybe.
Aimee all day. Gonna find her on linked in/fb ASAP
This is Beauty working at GS.
http://www.goldmansachs.com/careers/choose-your-path/our-people/beauty-…
[quote=prudentinvestor]This is Beauty working at GS.
http://www.goldmansachs.com/careers/choose-your-path/our-people/beauty-…]
http://www.goldmansachs.com/careers/choose-your-path/our-people/ariel-p…
starting to get creepy people
WE FOUND A LIVE ONE! (chick on the left. potentially not even a goldman employee)
http://www.goldmansachs.com/careers/choose-your-path/our-people/cristin…
commentary: its the opinion of this office that her lower-lip-biting business-casual sexual frustration brings her into the ranks of goldman's elite, and she is thus a 7.
http://www.goldmansachs.com/careers/choose-your-path/our-people/eleanor…
commentary: we trust that she's the one who brings the candy to the office to make friends.
We found the "jewel of equity trading technology". Who would have thought she'd look like that?
http://www.goldmansachs.com/careers/choose-your-path/our-people/ella-pr…
[quote=kmess024]http://www.goldmansachs.com/careers/choose-your-path/our-people/ella-pr…]
Her I'd bang. She looks like she would kick me out of her apartment after she rides me and punches me. Precisely what I look for in a woman.
EDIT: Ouch, actually played the video and take everything I said back. She can fuck herself.
Some of these girls need Proactiv asap.
wtf is kate middleton doing there with cristina
anyhoo melvvvar would cornhole all of them
Hahahahahahhahaaaa
And also the blonde dude on that photo. If I was 15 years younger I wouldnt be able to sleep now
hahahahaha this is too much to take in
You guys are creepy
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mine fernanda
Jesus you people are being way too hard on these women. Everyone knows that a GAAP 6 is a pro forma 9-9.5 for finance. These women are in the 8-9 range pro forma. The Russian chick is higher obviously but she doesn't really work on the Street.
So basically, yeah, the Indian dude.
One of the creepiest threads in the history of WSO.
The second girl is way better imo
wtf, is everyone just hitting their puberty now lol? I swear, such a virgin thread
I am picturing a bunch of McLovins having this convo haha
what's micro sales?
Tommy: Hi Cristina it's Tommy, how are you?
Cristina: Hi Tommy, busy day, how can I help?
Tommy: Quick one, can you go ahead and pull up your profile on the Goldman website? The girl on your right with the tight lip...can you facilitate an introduction? I think we can knock out a deal
Um. Is this seriously what Ivy League / New York girls look like? This is so sad. I'm glad I went to school on the West Coast...even more glad I'm staying here.
It would be awesome if this thread circulated the GS offices tomorrow....someone here can make it happen
Fernanda is from Brazil so she's prob got dat A$$.
Big nerds with low standards ITT
Wow i can't believe the consensus here is that Aimee is the more attractive one, i guess that makes it easier for me to get Fernanda who is definitely the hotter one.
Choose Aimee.
I hope they read this haha. Btw, Fernanda for me
Neither. Thank God i'm from the south and go to a public uni, Jesus Chrisst, grenades all over the place.
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Aimee is way hotter than that other dude.
Regards
aimeeee
Both girls are cute. Lol @ people who are commenting on how ugly they are... Especially in the world of finance, these girls are gorgeous. I mean, I don't know any other iBanking analysts at my BB who are cuter than these 2 (most are overachieving genderless Asian girls or manly stone-cold bitches)
I hope those ladies are on WSO!
But damn Aimee is hot!
lol these girls are 5/10 relax..and yea fernanda is slightly better.
Anyone notice the FAKE profiles. GS and their damn equality is pissing me off
Girl says she has IB intenrship in Finance b4 her GS SA and then says:
My first few days at the firm were quite overwhelming. Coming from a non-finance background, training materials often seemed like they were in a foreign language and I found that I needed to look up many terms on the internet and in corporate finance textbooks. This feeling passed remarkably quickly and I soon felt quite at home with the concepts and assignments and was very glad I had chosen investment banking. The members of my team were always eager to help - explaining even basic principles to me - and got me up to speed quickly and efficiently.
NON-FINANCE BACKGROUND my ASS. These people don't even exist.
Most of my fellow summer analysts are non-finance lol ... (I am however lolling at the "members of my team were always eager to help" haha)
Interesting, so what majors are they? Why are they taking up room if they aren't interested in Finance?
bullshit they're 5/10s, stop acting like you have super high standards and every chick you know is a goddamn super model. No one's saying these girls look like SI Swimsuit cover girls but if you think they're 5s then you live in a fantasy world
I don't know what scale you run..
But 7 and 8's are hot while 9-10's are meatpacking dist. models 6 foot and amazing tits/ass(not 5foot girls with short legs who have an illusion of an ass, those are worthless IMHO).
Truth. I use the 1-10 scale as more of a bell curve than a uniform distribution. But really, when it comes down to it, the only thing that matters is the binary scale. 1 or 0.
Meatpacking district is overrated when it comes to the quality of women you see out. River north, west loop, and gold coast in Chicago blow away the talent you see in Manhattan.
Do this experiment kids...
Walk out of the trading floor/bull pen with one of your female companions. Once you hit the street, her score will drop by at least 2 points. Its the craziest sh*t ever.
But yes, I would go with 2... because she prolly has dat phat azz. and because seems way too westport ct waspy for my taste...
PS- Males in finance are creepy by nature
I'm still going with Kate Middleton.
Aimee. Easily.
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