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Jun 26, 2012

Aimee, hands down

Jun 26, 2012

Yah I think Aimee too...but not hands down.

Jun 26, 2012

Is this seriously the best Goldman can do? I knew things were bad but jesus...

Jul 11, 2012
BlackHat:

Is this seriously the best Goldman can do? I knew things were bad but jesus...

my thoughts exactly

Jun 26, 2012

JPM for the win.

http://www.economicpolicyjournal.com/2011/07/JPMorgan-supermodel-examines-life.html

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Jun 26, 2012
prudentinvestor:

JPM for the win.

http://www.economicpolicyjournal.com/2011/07/JPMorgan-supermodel-examines-life.html

this.

Jun 26, 2012
animalz:
prudentinvestor:

JPM for the win.

http://www.economicpolicyjournal.com/2011/07/JPMorgan-supermodel-examines-life.html

this.

too bad after reading about her thoughts on greece im convinced she's mentally retarded.

Jun 26, 2012

if that's the best on the street then it's time to go into marketing

those goldman girls do not look like they could...

Jun 26, 2012

neither of them are attractive but if i had to choose... the first one.

Jun 26, 2012

The indian dude.

Jun 26, 2012
Boreed:

The indian dude.

this

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Jun 26, 2012

If I was drunk maybe.

Jack Mehoff

Jun 26, 2012

Aimee all day. Gonna find her on linked in/fb ASAP

Jun 26, 2012
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Jun 26, 2012
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Jun 26, 2012

starting to get creepy people

Jun 26, 2012

WE FOUND A LIVE ONE! (chick on the left. potentially not even a goldman employee)

http://www.goldmansachs.com/careers/choose-your-pa...
commentary: its the opinion of this office that her lower-lip-biting business-casual sexual frustration brings her into the ranks of goldman's elite, and she is thus a 7.

http://www.goldmansachs.com/careers/choose-your-pa...
commentary: we trust that she's the one who brings the candy to the office to make friends.

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Jun 26, 2012
BlackHat:

WE FOUND A LIVE ONE! (chick on the left. potentially not even a goldman employee)

http://www.goldmansachs.com/careers/choose-your-pa...

We found the "jewel of equity trading technology". Who would have thought she'd look like that?

Jun 26, 2012

The Four E's of investment
"The greatest Enemies of the Equity investor are Expenses and Emotions."- Warren Buffet

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Jun 26, 2012
kmess024:

http://www.goldmansachs.com/careers/choose-your-pa...

Her I'd bang. She looks like she would kick me out of her apartment after she rides me and punches me. Precisely what I look for in a woman.

EDIT: Ouch, actually played the video and take everything I said back. She can fuck herself.

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Jun 26, 2012

Some of these girls need Proactiv asap.

Jun 26, 2012

wtf is kate middleton doing there with cristina

anyhoo melvvvar would cornhole all of them

Jun 26, 2012
melvvvar:

wtf is kate middleton doing there with cristina

Hahahahahahhahaaaa

And also the blonde dude on that photo. If I was 15 years younger I wouldnt be able to sleep now

"Every man should lose a battle in his youth, so he does not lose a war when he is old"

Jun 27, 2012
melvvvar:

wtf is kate middleton doing there with cristina

hahahahaha this is too much to take in

Jun 26, 2012

You guys are creepy

Jun 26, 2012

.

"Sincerity is an overrated virtue" - Milton Friedman

Jun 26, 2012

mine fernanda

Jun 26, 2012

Jesus you people are being way too hard on these women. Everyone knows that a GAAP 6 is a pro forma 9-9.5 for finance. These women are in the 8-9 range pro forma. The Russian chick is higher obviously but she doesn't really work on the Street.

So basically, yeah, the Indian dude.

Jun 26, 2012

One of the creepiest threads in the history of WSO.

Jun 26, 2012
Brady4MVP:

One of the creepiest threads in the history of WSO.

there's been worse, flake hasn't even chimed in yet

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Jun 26, 2012

The second girl is way better imo

Jun 26, 2012

wtf, is everyone just hitting their puberty now lol? I swear, such a virgin thread

Jun 26, 2012

I am picturing a bunch of McLovins having this convo haha

Jun 26, 2012
CanadianPositiveCarry:

I am picturing a bunch of McLovins having this convo haha

Jun 26, 2012

what's micro sales?

Jun 26, 2012

Tommy: Hi Cristina it's Tommy, how are you?

Cristina: Hi Tommy, busy day, how can I help?

Tommy: Quick one, can you go ahead and pull up your profile on the Goldman website? The girl on your right with the tight lip...can you facilitate an introduction? I think we can knock out a deal

Jun 26, 2012

Um. Is this seriously what Ivy League / New York girls look like? This is so sad. I'm glad I went to school on the West Coast...even more glad I'm staying here.

Jun 26, 2012

It would be awesome if this thread circulated the GS offices tomorrow....someone here can make it happen

Jun 26, 2012

Fernanda is from Brazil so she's prob got dat A$$.

Jun 26, 2012

Big nerds with low standards ITT

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Jun 26, 2012

Wow i can't believe the consensus here is that Aimee is the more attractive one, i guess that makes it easier for me to get Fernanda who is definitely the hotter one.

Jun 26, 2012

Choose Aimee.

Jun 26, 2012

I hope they read this haha. Btw, Fernanda for me

Jun 26, 2012

Neither. Thank God i'm from the south and go to a public uni, Jesus Chrisst, grenades all over the place.

Jun 27, 2012

*

Jun 27, 2012

Aimee is way hotter than that other dude.

Regards

Jun 27, 2012

aimeeee

Eventus stultorum magister.

Jun 26, 2012

Both girls are cute. Lol @ people who are commenting on how ugly they are... Especially in the world of finance, these girls are gorgeous. I mean, I don't know any other iBanking analysts at my BB who are cuter than these 2 (most are overachieving genderless Asian girls or manly stone-cold bitches)

Jun 28, 2012

I hope those ladies are on WSO!

But damn Aimee is hot!

Jun 28, 2012

lol these girls are 5/10 relax..and yea fernanda is slightly better.

Anyone notice the FAKE profiles. GS and their damn equality is pissing me off

Girl says she has IB intenrship in Finance b4 her GS SA and then says:

My first few days at the firm were quite overwhelming. Coming from a non-finance background, training materials often seemed like they were in a foreign language and I found that I needed to look up many terms on the internet and in corporate finance textbooks. This feeling passed remarkably quickly and I soon felt quite at home with the concepts and assignments and was very glad I had chosen investment banking. The members of my team were always eager to help - explaining even basic principles to me - and got me up to speed quickly and efficiently.

NON-FINANCE BACKGROUND my ASS. These people don't even exist.

Jun 26, 2012
WhiteKnightDD:

lol these girls are 5/10 relax..and yea fernanda is slightly better.

Anyone notice the FAKE profiles. GS and their damn equality is pissing me off

Girl says she has IB intenrship in Finance b4 her GS SA and then says:

My first few days at the firm were quite overwhelming. Coming from a non-finance background, training materials often seemed like they were in a foreign language and I found that I needed to look up many terms on the internet and in corporate finance textbooks. This feeling passed remarkably quickly and I soon felt quite at home with the concepts and assignments and was very glad I had chosen investment banking. The members of my team were always eager to help - explaining even basic principles to me - and got me up to speed quickly and efficiently.

NON-FINANCE BACKGROUND my ASS. These people don't even exist.

Most of my fellow summer analysts are non-finance lol ... (I am however lolling at the "members of my team were always eager to help" haha)

Jun 28, 2012
CanadianPositiveCarry:
WhiteKnightDD:

lol these girls are 5/10 relax..and yea fernanda is slightly better.

Anyone notice the FAKE profiles. GS and their damn equality is pissing me off

Girl says she has IB intenrship in Finance b4 her GS SA and then says:

My first few days at the firm were quite overwhelming. Coming from a non-finance background, training materials often seemed like they were in a foreign language and I found that I needed to look up many terms on the internet and in corporate finance textbooks. This feeling passed remarkably quickly and I soon felt quite at home with the concepts and assignments and was very glad I had chosen investment banking. The members of my team were always eager to help - explaining even basic principles to me - and got me up to speed quickly and efficiently.

NON-FINANCE BACKGROUND my ASS. These people don't even exist.

Most of my fellow summer analysts are non-finance lol ... (I am however lolling at the "members of my team were always eager to help" haha)

Interesting, so what majors are they? Why are they taking up room if they aren't interested in Finance?

Jun 28, 2012

bullshit they're 5/10s, stop acting like you have super high standards and every chick you know is a goddamn super model. No one's saying these girls look like SI Swimsuit cover girls but if you think they're 5s then you live in a fantasy world

Jun 28, 2012

I don't know what scale you run..

But 7 and 8's are hot while 9-10's are meatpacking dist. models 6 foot and amazing tits/ass(not 5foot girls with short legs who have an illusion of an ass, those are worthless IMHO).

Jun 28, 2012
WhiteKnightDD:

I don't know what scale you run..

But 7 and 8's are hot while 9-10's are meatpacking dist. models 6 foot and amazing tits/ass(not 5foot girls with short legs who have an illusion of an ass, those are worthless IMHO).

Truth. I use the 1-10 scale as more of a bell curve than a uniform distribution. But really, when it comes down to it, the only thing that matters is the binary scale. 1 or 0.

Jun 26, 2012
WhiteKnightDD:

I don't know what scale you run..

But 7 and 8's are hot while 9-10's are meatpacking dist. models 6 foot and amazing tits/ass(not 5foot girls with short legs who have an illusion of an ass, those are worthless IMHO).

Meatpacking district is overrated when it comes to the quality of women you see out. River north, west loop, and gold coast in Chicago blow away the talent you see in Manhattan.

Jun 28, 2012

Do this experiment kids...

Walk out of the trading floor/bull pen with one of your female companions. Once you hit the street, her score will drop by at least 2 points. Its the craziest sh*t ever.

But yes, I would go with 2... because she prolly has dat phat azz. and because seems way too westport ct waspy for my taste...

PS- Males in finance are creepy by nature

Jun 27, 2012

I'm still going with Kate Middleton.

Jul 3, 2012

Aimee. Easily.

Jul 6, 2012

Aimee -- hands down as well.

Jul 6, 2012

wouldnotsmash/10

Jul 6, 2012

I'd give Fernanda that good dick

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

Jul 10, 2012

Aimee