WE FOUND A LIVE ONE! (chick on the left. potentially not even a goldman employee)

http://www.goldmansachs.com/careers/choose-your-path/our-people/cristin…

commentary: its the opinion of this office that her lower-lip-biting business-casual sexual frustration brings her into the ranks of goldman's elite, and she is thus a 7.

http://www.goldmansachs.com/careers/choose-your-path/our-people/eleanor…

commentary: we trust that she's the one who brings the candy to the office to make friends.

I hate victims who respect their executioners
 
melvvvar:
wtf is kate middleton doing there with cristina

Hahahahahahhahaaaa

And also the blonde dude on that photo. If I was 15 years younger I wouldnt be able to sleep now

"Every man should lose a battle in his youth, so he does not lose a war when he is old"
 

Tommy: Hi Cristina it's Tommy, how are you?

Cristina: Hi Tommy, busy day, how can I help?

Tommy: Quick one, can you go ahead and pull up your profile on the Goldman website? The girl on your right with the tight lip...can you facilitate an introduction? I think we can knock out a deal

 

Both girls are cute. Lol @ people who are commenting on how ugly they are... Especially in the world of finance, these girls are gorgeous. I mean, I don't know any other iBanking analysts at my BB who are cuter than these 2 (most are overachieving genderless Asian girls or manly stone-cold bitches)

 
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lol these girls are 5/10 relax..and yea fernanda is slightly better.

Anyone notice the FAKE profiles. GS and their damn equality is pissing me off

Girl says she has IB intenrship in Finance b4 her GS SA and then says:

My first few days at the firm were quite overwhelming. Coming from a non-finance background, training materials often seemed like they were in a foreign language and I found that I needed to look up many terms on the internet and in corporate finance textbooks. This feeling passed remarkably quickly and I soon felt quite at home with the concepts and assignments and was very glad I had chosen investment banking. The members of my team were always eager to help - explaining even basic principles to me - and got me up to speed quickly and efficiently.

NON-FINANCE BACKGROUND my ASS. These people don't even exist.

 
WhiteKnightDD:
lol these girls are 5/10 relax..and yea fernanda is slightly better.

Anyone notice the FAKE profiles. GS and their damn equality is pissing me off

Girl says she has IB intenrship in Finance b4 her GS SA and then says:

My first few days at the firm were quite overwhelming. Coming from a non-finance background, training materials often seemed like they were in a foreign language and I found that I needed to look up many terms on the internet and in corporate finance textbooks. This feeling passed remarkably quickly and I soon felt quite at home with the concepts and assignments and was very glad I had chosen investment banking. The members of my team were always eager to help - explaining even basic principles to me - and got me up to speed quickly and efficiently.

NON-FINANCE BACKGROUND my ASS. These people don't even exist.

Most of my fellow summer analysts are non-finance lol ... (I am however lolling at the "members of my team were always eager to help" haha)

 
CanadianPositiveCarry:
WhiteKnightDD:
lol these girls are 5/10 relax..and yea fernanda is slightly better.

Anyone notice the FAKE profiles. GS and their damn equality is pissing me off

Girl says she has IB intenrship in Finance b4 her GS SA and then says:

My first few days at the firm were quite overwhelming. Coming from a non-finance background, training materials often seemed like they were in a foreign language and I found that I needed to look up many terms on the internet and in corporate finance textbooks. This feeling passed remarkably quickly and I soon felt quite at home with the concepts and assignments and was very glad I had chosen investment banking. The members of my team were always eager to help - explaining even basic principles to me - and got me up to speed quickly and efficiently.

NON-FINANCE BACKGROUND my ASS. These people don't even exist.

Most of my fellow summer analysts are non-finance lol ... (I am however lolling at the "members of my team were always eager to help" haha)

Interesting, so what majors are they? Why are they taking up room if they aren't interested in Finance?

 

bullshit they're 5/10s, stop acting like you have super high standards and every chick you know is a goddamn super model. No one's saying these girls look like SI Swimsuit cover girls but if you think they're 5s then you live in a fantasy world

 

I don't know what scale you run..

But 7 and 8's are hot while 9-10's are meatpacking dist. models 6 foot and amazing tits/ass(not 5foot girls with short legs who have an illusion of an ass, those are worthless IMHO).

 
WhiteKnightDD:
I don't know what scale you run..

But 7 and 8's are hot while 9-10's are meatpacking dist. models 6 foot and amazing tits/ass(not 5foot girls with short legs who have an illusion of an ass, those are worthless IMHO).

Truth. I use the 1-10 scale as more of a bell curve than a uniform distribution. But really, when it comes down to it, the only thing that matters is the binary scale. 1 or 0.

 
WhiteKnightDD:
I don't know what scale you run..

But 7 and 8's are hot while 9-10's are meatpacking dist. models 6 foot and amazing tits/ass(not 5foot girls with short legs who have an illusion of an ass, those are worthless IMHO).

Meatpacking district is overrated when it comes to the quality of women you see out. River north, west loop, and gold coast in Chicago blow away the talent you see in Manhattan.

 

Do this experiment kids...

Walk out of the trading floor/bull pen with one of your female companions. Once you hit the street, her score will drop by at least 2 points. Its the craziest sh*t ever.

But yes, I would go with 2... because she prolly has dat phat azz. and because seems way too westport ct waspy for my taste...

PS- Males in finance are creepy by nature

"Sounds to me like you guys a couple of bookies."
 

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