Would I Sleep With This Man If He Told Me Where He Worked? (2021)

(Updated 04/17/2021)

Yes, I would let him hit it raw: Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, JPMorgan, Centerview, Evercore (M&A), PJT (RSSG)

Yes, but missionary only: Bank of America, Credit Suisse, Citi, Lazard, Moelis, Houlihan Lokey (RX), Evercore (RX), PJT (SA), Qatalyst

Yes, but I think he would cry in bed: Houlihan Lokey (CF), PWP, Guggenheim, Greenhill

Yes, but I would peg you, you sourcing monkey: M. Klein, Raine

Yes, given the fact that I am a 20-year-old studying at NYU/FIT/Parsons: Jefferies, Barclays, UBSRothschild

Yes, until I find out that he’s PJT Park Hill: PJT (Park Hill)

No, I would rather sleep with someone who works at a Big 4: Deutsche Bank, Wells Fargo, Nomura, William Blair, Societe Generale, RBC, MacquarieCowen

No, but I would pray for him: LionTree

If your firm isn’t listed, think about why that is. 

 

Quality shitpost. If this is a disguised ranking, move Guggenheim up one, move Deutsche and Wells down two, UBS down one, Qatalyst up one and you've got yourself a better list

 

you really do think big4> DB,WF ??? I'm surprised that OP listens to your BS

 

Found the salty Deutsche trader. The big 4 part of the post is clearly a joke, but anyone working in banking knows they're not on the same level as Barclays or Jefferies

 

Nope. OP made some of the changes I mentioned including moving Gugg up one already. Not sure if other changes were made. Qatalyst seems to be in same spot still

 

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