Would I Sleep With This Man If He Told Me Where He Worked? (2021)
(Updated 04/17/2021)
Yes, I would let him hit it raw: Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, JPMorgan, Centerview, Evercore (M&A), PJT (RSSG)
Yes, but missionary only: Bank of America, Credit Suisse, Citi, Lazard, Moelis, Houlihan Lokey (RX), Evercore (RX), PJT (SA), Qatalyst
Yes, but I think he would cry in bed: Houlihan Lokey (CF), PWP, Guggenheim, Greenhill
Yes, but I would peg you, you sourcing monkey: M. Klein, Raine
Yes, given the fact that I am a 20-year-old studying at NYU/FIT/Parsons: Jefferies, Barclays, UBS, Rothschild
Yes, until I find out that he’s PJT Park Hill: PJT (Park Hill)
No, I would rather sleep with someone who works at a Big 4: Deutsche Bank, Wells Fargo, Nomura, William Blair, Societe Generale, RBC, Macquarie, Cowen
No, but I would pray for him: LionTree
If your firm isn’t listed, think about why that is.
Yes, but I would be pegging: FT Partners
with a founder's coin in his mouth
Still counts!
Honestly shocked about Cowen's placement here. I would think they would be in the not even mentioned camp. Outside of healthcare ECM, all they do is lower middle market deals.
Rankings thread: activated
That must be what this kid is trying to do. Throw in one wildly off-base to get another one of these debates started.
You know OP, this is not how normal people vent their frustration after bombing their super day at PJT Park Hill
Lmao
sounds like he bombed that Park Hill superday and is now at Cowen lmao
Well, OP definitely ain't European
Well disguised ranking thread
You can get much more pussy being from Big4 than any of the above banks, cause you have time.
How’s Macquarie sooo underrated on this forum, literally best in the world for infra & energy
Quality shitpost. If this is a disguised ranking, move Guggenheim up one, move Deutsche and Wells down two, UBS down one, Qatalyst up one and you've got yourself a better list
you really do think big4> DB,WF ??? I'm surprised that OP listens to your BS
Found the salty Deutsche trader. The big 4 part of the post is clearly a joke, but anyone working in banking knows they're not on the same level as Barclays or Jefferies
Gugg same level HL/EVR RX?
Nope. OP made some of the changes I mentioned including moving Gugg up one already. Not sure if other changes were made. Qatalyst seems to be in same spot still
LOL
In PE, but I still want you to peg me, dommy mommy uwu
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