64 Comments
 
Angelus99Man i would toot and boot it! :)

LMAO. Crying over here...

"Cut the burger into thirds, place it on the fries, roll one up homey..." - Epic Meal Time
 
Guest1655already banged her when we were both sophomores at Yale. But i'd most certainly do it again.

Not Perry Katy, Katy Perry.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
cphbravo96
Guest1655already banged her when we were both sophomores at Yale. But i'd most certainly do it again.

Not Perry Katy, Katy Perry.

Regards

But on the real, did she go to Yale?

Still I Rise
 
Guest1655already banged her when we were both sophomores at Yale. But i'd most certainly do it again.

Did you make her "yale"?

 

The bragging rights alone may well be worth it. Even if she isn't a supermodel or a smoking hot actress, being able to say that you nailed a pop culture superstar would be pretty cool

CompBanker’s Career Guidance Services: https://www.rossettiadvisors.com/
 
CompBankerThe bragging rights alone may well be worth it. Even if she isn't a supermodel or a smoking hot actress, being able to say that you nailed a pop culture superstar would be pretty cool

Bragging rights alone would be worth it? huh? I think doing her would be pretty awesome in and of itself . She's a lot hotter than many so-called hot actresses.

But as far as bragging rights go, not many people would believe you unless you had proof.

 
Nouveau RichieMost definitely would. Multiples times if possible.
swagonAny dude saying no is gay.

http://youtu.be/tWbLkXhGEmo

‎"Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns or dollars."
 

I'd fuck her while she's in one of those tiny dresses she always wears..just lift that shit up and beat it from the back like wow

Still I Rise
 

Honestly who wouldn't? Saw her at a festival the spring before she blew up and every dude's eyes were fixated on her

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art - Andy Warhol
 
A Posse Ad EsseSo I'm both gay and lying?
Waiting for someone to call you an Obama supporter
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
happypantsmcgee
A Posse Ad EsseSo I'm both gay and lying?
Waiting for someone to call you an Obama supporter

I want to see his birth certificate.

‎"Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns or dollars."
 
alexpaschWhy is this even a question?

And lol, if you want a suggestion, move into whatever building she lives at. Meeting famous people in a "normal" environment is the only way you'll ever have a shot.

Which is why I'm going into banking.

Still I Rise
 

^^^

She has a nice rack but other than that she really isn't that special. Plus (and I have no idea why) I just don't find girls with black hair all that attractive.

Not saying I get better than that on a routine basis but I have had better in my life. But I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

 
FreshcutShe has a nice rack but other than that she really isn't that special.
hahaha, that and she'll likely let you bring another girl along for a threesome. To each their own.
Get busy living
 

That's a far better picture than I've ever seen. Looks like she got a bit skinnier.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

Aperiam ratione consequatur et fugiat provident dolor qui fugit. Eos est dignissimos commodi officia porro totam veniam. Incidunt eligendi soluta minima. Possimus totam rerum saepe enim.

Debitis aliquam possimus ratione consequatur est voluptatem. Et ipsam consequuntur laudantium vel ut. Neque consequatur voluptatem quos nobis est rerum. Temporibus animi quam et amet ex in. Quo est eum incidunt velit sit. Rem laborum repellat expedita et dolor corporis qui molestias. Ut eius voluptatem iusto laudantium necessitatibus.

Et quia sint nisi est sint. Qui adipisci quis optio sed. Asperiores voluptate dolores veritatis et atque quas qui.

Doloribus sed modi amet laboriosam deleniti amet nemo. Veritatis ipsum tempora nulla et dolor minus. Tempora consectetur id et officiis. Nemo ab perferendis dignissimos qui est.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 

Aut quidem optio et impedit consequatur. Modi quae quia laboriosam qui accusamus eos.

Quasi omnis voluptas rem ipsum. Eaque sed magni cupiditate possimus voluptatem consequuntur magni. Rerum et ut natus a molestiae aut voluptatum.

Nesciunt voluptatibus voluptas quod beatae possimus ut voluptatem ut. Qui qui quas sed necessitatibus quae quis. Ipsam enim sapiente molestiae qui doloremque molestiae. Eum molestiae similique est nesciunt illum impedit fuga.

Career Advancement Opportunities

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.3%
  • Guggenheim Partners 01 97.7%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.4%
  • Evercore No 98.8%
  • Morgan Stanley 01 98.3%
  • BMO Capital Markets 13 97.7%
  • Banco Santander 01 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 06 98.3%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.7%
  • JPMorgan 01 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (15) $434
  • Associates (46) $258
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (22) $179
  • Intern/Summer Associate (13) $156
  • 1st Year Analyst (80) $150
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (73) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
3
kanon's picture
kanon
99.0
4
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
5
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
98.9
6
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
7
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
8
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
9
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
10
Mimbs's picture
Mimbs
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”