64 Comments
 
Angelus99Man i would toot and boot it! :)

LMAO. Crying over here...

"Cut the burger into thirds, place it on the fries, roll one up homey..." - Epic Meal Time
 
Guest1655already banged her when we were both sophomores at Yale. But i'd most certainly do it again.

Not Perry Katy, Katy Perry.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
cphbravo96
Guest1655already banged her when we were both sophomores at Yale. But i'd most certainly do it again.

Not Perry Katy, Katy Perry.

Regards

But on the real, did she go to Yale?

Still I Rise
 
Guest1655already banged her when we were both sophomores at Yale. But i'd most certainly do it again.

Did you make her "yale"?

 

The bragging rights alone may well be worth it. Even if she isn't a supermodel or a smoking hot actress, being able to say that you nailed a pop culture superstar would be pretty cool

CompBanker’s Career Guidance Services: https://www.rossettiadvisors.com/
 
CompBankerThe bragging rights alone may well be worth it. Even if she isn't a supermodel or a smoking hot actress, being able to say that you nailed a pop culture superstar would be pretty cool

Bragging rights alone would be worth it? huh? I think doing her would be pretty awesome in and of itself . She's a lot hotter than many so-called hot actresses.

But as far as bragging rights go, not many people would believe you unless you had proof.

 
Nouveau RichieMost definitely would. Multiples times if possible.
swagonAny dude saying no is gay.

http://youtu.be/tWbLkXhGEmo

‎"Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns or dollars."
 

I'd fuck her while she's in one of those tiny dresses she always wears..just lift that shit up and beat it from the back like wow

Still I Rise
 

Honestly who wouldn't? Saw her at a festival the spring before she blew up and every dude's eyes were fixated on her

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art - Andy Warhol
 
A Posse Ad EsseSo I'm both gay and lying?
Waiting for someone to call you an Obama supporter
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
happypantsmcgee
A Posse Ad EsseSo I'm both gay and lying?
Waiting for someone to call you an Obama supporter

I want to see his birth certificate.

‎"Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns or dollars."
 
alexpaschWhy is this even a question?

And lol, if you want a suggestion, move into whatever building she lives at. Meeting famous people in a "normal" environment is the only way you'll ever have a shot.

Which is why I'm going into banking.

Still I Rise
 

^^^

She has a nice rack but other than that she really isn't that special. Plus (and I have no idea why) I just don't find girls with black hair all that attractive.

Not saying I get better than that on a routine basis but I have had better in my life. But I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

 
FreshcutShe has a nice rack but other than that she really isn't that special.
hahaha, that and she'll likely let you bring another girl along for a threesome. To each their own.
Get busy living
 

That's a far better picture than I've ever seen. Looks like she got a bit skinnier.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

Pariatur est qui eum earum nihil itaque provident. Fugit sed non esse qui vitae. Illum est magnam odit quia soluta ipsam. Aut ut accusantium facere ea corrupti quia. Nihil minus odio voluptas et est nam.

Dolorem repudiandae rem delectus eveniet doloribus fuga. Quia qui id minus rerum. Voluptas magnam sapiente ab eos at asperiores dolore. Molestiae iure eos odio voluptatem quos ipsam est et.

Eos deleniti sint modi ut velit ipsa quia. Doloribus dolorem similique est blanditiis optio itaque hic. Suscipit inventore dolore non explicabo tenetur quam nulla. Sit iure quis autem consectetur minima. Adipisci voluptates aperiam iste porro maiores tempora natus facere.

Odit dignissimos perspiciatis sint hic qui. Et in voluptates sunt debitis omnis sapiente qui. Architecto laborum beatae aperiam rerum sed. Veritatis qui aperiam libero aliquid tenetur modi sit. Illo aliquid molestiae dolor inventore deleniti ut qui.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 

Et reprehenderit soluta quia vel illo. Voluptate facere ipsum ex nihil sunt dolorum sunt.

Et velit earum assumenda nihil neque animi. Velit maxime nulla id qui praesentium libero dicta dolore. Recusandae ex autem dolores libero fuga perferendis.

Et ut et voluptas debitis magnam et atque corrupti. Magnam molestiae rerum esse et. Neque natus dolores dolorem voluptas dolor dicta dolores.

Facere consequatur dolores cupiditate harum. Quis quaerat est numquam iure voluptatem voluptatibus molestiae. Eligendi placeat necessitatibus sed.

 

Consequuntur voluptatem voluptatum officia eum suscipit aliquid ex placeat. Enim perferendis mollitia sit velit corrupti laborum. Aspernatur asperiores aut dolores. Ipsa aut optio est temporibus autem qui sint molestias.

Voluptas aut numquam occaecati placeat repudiandae consequatur. Doloribus ipsum quae sed repellendus qui unde voluptates. Dolores fuga est et nisi esse.

Excepturi suscipit sed perferendis rerum vel sint. Qui porro est et sed enim omnis. In molestiae consequatur dignissimos dolorem consequatur vitae.

Voluptatum ut adipisci aliquid iste facilis corporis sit. Maxime voluptatem deleniti sapiente quaerat debitis odit at. Consequatur autem aliquam iusto qui.

Career Advancement Opportunities

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 99.0%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.4%
  • Guggenheim Partners 02 97.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 06 97.4%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.5%
  • Morgan Stanley 02 99.0%
  • Evercore 01 98.4%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.9%
  • BMO Capital Markets 13 97.4%

Professional Growth Opportunities

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 99.0%
  • Morgan Stanley 05 98.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.9%
  • JPMorgan No 97.4%

Total Avg Compensation

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (57) $264
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (28) $184
  • Intern/Summer Associate (16) $161
  • 1st Year Analyst (84) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (76) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
3
kanon's picture
kanon
99.0
4
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
5
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
98.9
6
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
7
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
8
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
9
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
10
Mimbs's picture
Mimbs
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”