Bahahaha. I can't stop laughing. Well done guys. Some of those deserve a SB. Bloody tops.

 

Raging bull Dirty harry the last samurai or ghandi sometimes

big ups to there will be blood lol

"Seeing this house and your fine sword and hearing how you're importing and exporting chinamen, let me guess, you must be fucking rich." Kenny Powdersss
 

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HAHAHAAHAHA, The Cat in the Hat. I can only imagine the age of girls (or boys) you go after.

 
vanillathunder12:
HAHAHAAHAHA, The Cat in the Hat. I can only imagine the age of girls (or boys) you go after.

It means I always wear condoms you dumb fvck. Broke college kids say the darndest things. LOL@u

Please don't make me talk to you like an asshole...
 
khara 3alekon:
Actually I want to change mine to:

Armageddon

I want to officially reward myself for having the best cock name. Its awesome, one word, clean, and means some crazy shit is gonna happen.

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