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Hahah. Absolutely hilarious
Gary Cohn & Greg Smith incoming?
absolutely fantastic
lol, loved the paul singer reference:
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/business/121004/elliot-capital-…
F'ing awesome. Jesus, how long did it take to put this together. +1
LOL. +1 SB
Not bad. NFL QB one was better
Dito. The QB convo is absolutely brilliant!
For those that haven't seen it yet:
http://imgur.com/a/9H0Hv
A Burr: best addition to WSO since swagon
Brilliant...glad to know it lived up to what I heard it would be
Awesome lol Funniest thing I've read today lol
Pretty hilarious. Missing Fink though
Where's Patrick?
Hilarious. Thanks for posting.
This is going to hit business insider.
Moynihan, over 50% of shit is still shit.
"CITI Never Sleeps"
+1
*** Slow Clap **** Well done.
The best post
Luv it!!!
The "Citi never sleeps" part did it for me. +1,000 SBs
"Why don't you go back to pitching annuities, Jimmy" BWAHAHAHAHA
LOL this is hilarious
Meh. Some funny moments but it is painfully obvious this is a copy of the NFL one.
http://i.imgur.com/CLVDL.jpg
Didn't think someone would do one for us. Nice.
hahaha shouldn't have read this in class! good post!
haha this is gold
+1 to AB!
Aaron, you truly are doing God's work.
Good One
hahaha, super!!
I'm Mitt Romney and I resent this
Diamond:"hehe I do" ...Hahaaha!
neat
Hilarious.
Brilliant
You need to add in Geithner. Just drop the f-bomb a bunch of times. That man has the foulest mouth on the Street.
Sheila Bair ought to be there too. The key to channeling Sheila: lesbian references.
Throw in Alistair Darling (looking like the Ben Bernenk's bitch) and DSK (obviously looking like a combo rapist/most-interesting-man-in-the-world).
Maybe even a duologue between DSK and the guy from Dos Equis?
This could go places...
Awesome!
hahahahaha this is great
We understand that WSO is blowing your mind right now, but no need to bump every 6 month old thread you come across.
damn that was so cringe
I enjoyed it ha
can we let this awful thing die
Hall of fame material! You get a Banana!
Michael Lewis at the end had me weak af
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