REVEALED! Wall Street CEO Facebook Convo

Mod note (Andy): Throwback Thursday, this post originally went up on 10/9/12.

WSO EXCLUSIVE: Titans of Wall Street caught in candid conversation on Facebook! Read on below and after the break:

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A Burr: best addition to WSO since swagon

"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper
 
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+1 to AB!

If you ain't gettin money dat mean you done somethin wrong. " If you have built castles in the air , your work need not be lost; that is where they should be . Now put the foundations under them." - Henry David Thoreau
 
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You need to add in Geithner. Just drop the f-bomb a bunch of times. That man has the foulest mouth on the Street.

Sheila Bair ought to be there too. The key to channeling Sheila: lesbian references.

Throw in Alistair Darling (looking like the Ben Bernenk's bitch) and DSK (obviously looking like a combo rapist/most-interesting-man-in-the-world).

Maybe even a duologue between DSK and the guy from Dos Equis?

This could go places...

 
wonderbread

hahahahaha this is great

We understand that WSO is blowing your mind right now, but no need to bump every 6 month old thread you come across.

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