REVEALED! Wall Street CEO Facebook Convo

Mod note (Andy): Throwback Thursday, this post originally went up on 10/9/12.

WSO EXCLUSIVE: Titans of Wall Street caught in candid conversation on Facebook! Read on below and after the break:

 

A Burr: best addition to WSO since swagon

"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper
 

+1 to AB!

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Best Response

You need to add in Geithner. Just drop the f-bomb a bunch of times. That man has the foulest mouth on the Street.

Sheila Bair ought to be there too. The key to channeling Sheila: lesbian references.

Throw in Alistair Darling (looking like the Ben Bernenk's bitch) and DSK (obviously looking like a combo rapist/most-interesting-man-in-the-world).

Maybe even a duologue between DSK and the guy from Dos Equis?

This could go places...

 
wonderbread:

hahahahaha this is great

We understand that WSO is blowing your mind right now, but no need to bump every 6 month old thread you come across.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

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"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
 

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