Shower at morning or night?

Shower in the morning, mostly because I'm a morning workout person. Also helps wake me up.

I shower in the morning and at night. I run in the morning so I need to shower before I start work, but I also like to get into a clean bed and am starting to work out at night as well. 

Night. Totally agree with you — I need to be clean when I get into bed. Showering twice a day is way too much; over-showering is bad for your skin and hair. 50% of the time I’ll wet my hair in the morning if it doesn’t look good after combing it when it was damp the previous night.

I do both if I need to (e.g., morning workout or if I'm feeling particularly groggy after waking up), but like you, my mandatory one is the nighttime shower.  Same reasoning...doesn't feel right to me to be getting into bed after a full day.

That said, it's been different during WFH...if I don't go outside that much during the day, I care less about not having showered before bed.

Mornings. Don’t like showering at night, hate that wet feeling.

Both as I workout in the evenings

Both. Full shower after workout in the evening and a quick rinse to wake me up and refresh my hair / skin in the morning

both as well

Night and again in the morning post-workout (if I get to do one). Getting into your bed after being out in the elements all day like that? Thats dirty af lmaooo. Wash your face in the morning with cold water and you’ll get the same “wake up” effect of a full shower

I used to be a morning shower person but after getting married my showers mainly happen at night. Mainly for sex (wife insists on me being freshly showered prior to sex... which is not unreasonable, heh) I still occasionally shower during the daytime (e.g. after a workout), so it's not a hard-and-fast rule.

Quit showering ... its IRR dilutive. Should go into your compensation meeting smelling like a hobo with flies and MS across your forehead ... and depending how badly you want to impress, missing tooth. WFH, how else they supposed to know you're working your ass off? Dont forget to rehearse Oliver Twist... "can I please has more (bonus), Sir?"

Morning. I work out in the morning, and even when I don't, I like starting the day out clean. 

In the morning after working out.

Once approximately every third night because I went to Wharton. Showering every night is non-target AF

With wfh my hygiene has gone to shit. I shower once every 2-3 days. I really like that oily, matted hair look. I brush my teeth every other day. Wear the same set of clothes for two weeks. I know I’m disgusting.

In the morning, and or after exercise.

Night for sure. Feels refreshing after a long day.

Night. How the hell do people get into bed after being out all day. I’d feel so dirty.

Only freaks and pedos shower at night.

Morning - can't let all my back office colleagues dunk on me.

How the heck do people not shower at night before going to sleep...? Even though say you basically sit all day in front of the computer, if you are wearing socks (I hope that's the case) and have been in the subway or just outside in general, you still get dirty. Bruh wtf.

In the morning pre-COVID, now that we are working from home I probably show once every few days..

To the guys who shower in the morning but not at night, sincere question: is your bed constantly gross?

I always shower in the morning. 

If had a long day and am trying to relax I'll take a bath. (Yes I am a guy who bathes give me shit for it, I'm not changing) 

I'll grab an orange or tangerine eat that while having a beer in the bath. The citrus from the orange is very relaxing in the hot water and smells great.

Otherwise I'll shower at the end of the day.

Both 

Shower at night for sure. It’s kind of gross to sleep and roll around in your filth from the day. Also probably better for your skin. If you have longer hair this is probably ideal.

I only shower in the morning if I work out that day, or I have a lot of time to get ready and want to look/smell a little fresher. Always shower before a date and usually before going to a club or bar, but if I have no time I just re up on the deodorant and splash some cologne on.

I love a broad margin to my life. Sometimes, in a summer morning, having taken my accustomed bath, I sit in my sunny doorway from sunrise till noon, rapt in a revery, amidst the pines and hickories and sumachs, in undisturbed solitude and stillness, while the birds sing around or flitted noiseless through the house, until by the sun falling in at my west window, or the noise of some traveller's wagon on the distant highway, I was reminded of the lapse of time. I grew in those seasons like corn in the night, and they were far better than any work of the hands would have been. They were not time subtracted from my life, but so much over and above my usual allowance. I realized what the Orientals mean by contemplation and the forsaking of works. For the most part, I minded not how the hours went. The day advanced as if to light some work of mine; it was morning, and lo, now it is evening, and nothing memorable is accomplished. Instead of singing like the birds, I silently smiled at my incessant good fortune. As the sparrow had its trill, sitting on the hickory before my door, so had I my chuckle or suppressed warble which he might hear out of my nest. My days were not days of the week, bearing the stamp of any heathen deity, nor were they minced into hours and fretted by the ticking of a clock; for I lived like the Puri Indians, of whom it is said that "for yesterday, today, and tomorrow they have only one word, and they express the variety of meaning by pointing backward for yesterday forward for tomorrow, and overhead for the passing day. -Henry David Thoreau

Morning because I don't want to smell at work

Just shower twice a day

i shower with my socks on 

I feel asleep if I don’t shower plus you’ll get fired for “underperformance” if you suddenly start showing up to work smelly that is 100% the kiss of death