Why are there so many busty blondes at Citi?

I was "networking" on LinkedIn and clicked on all the profiles that showed absolute 10s, and they all worked at Citi (not just IR or S&T though). Does some MD or global head at Citi have a fetish for young, busty, fair haired maidens? I cannot discern a pattern of their employment apart from the fact that most were in AM or PWM.

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