2y IB + 2y PE -> exit to large scale drug trafficking?

Wondering if anyone has done so or knows anyone or knows someone who knows someone etc… who has done this.

Or even if someone has thought about it?

Surely you could leverage your intense excel ability to forecast markets and cash flows

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Certainly an important part in the process, most likely better to assume a vp level role there though and let the juniors have the first go at it though

 

I know someone who knows someone who did drugs after joining IB (marijuana)

 

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