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Get some motherfucking perspective dude. You didn't land a gig at a bank so you're doomed to poverty? Jesus.

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monkeysamaYes, in a word. If you're not part of the global elite, start acquiring the taste for overlord boot heel.

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Cue the violins and grab some popcorn... This has all the makings of a made-for-tv Lifetime drama...

Seriously dude... Sack the hell up like HPM said... If you're this distraught over not getting one job offer, how are you gonna handle your shit when you and your wife, with whom you are expecting a kid, just moved into a house you mortgaged up to your formerly unreceded hairline, and you get laid off. As Dennis Leary says "Life's tough, get a fucking helmet!" You'll bounce back dude, setbacks are what makes the taint sweat of success taste so delicious. So in the words of Ari Gold, "This is Malibu bitch, I want you to storm that beach like it's fucking Normandy...". Now get out there and network like you're an Eastern Block transplant in need of a green card marriage and make some magic happen...

Glad we had this talk.

 

LOL at the title of the post.....But keep trying and get something man, if there is one thing that sucks is a gap in your resume. I would be more worried about if this was your last semester and had no offers. ive have never seen things turn out well for those who have to get the part time job at the grocery store after graduation while they search for a job.

You give me a gift? *BAM* Thank you note! You invite me somewhere? *POW* RSVP! You do me a favor? *WHAM* Favor returned! Do not test my politeness.
 

Study for the CFA Level I. If you pass that sucker undergrad it shows your commitment to potential employers and will help level the playing field. Recommended that you study 300 hours, which is like 7-8 weeks of 40 hour weeks of studying...sounds like a good idea for the summer.

 

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