Please discuss. A friend of mine is interested in which charity is the frattiest and which one has the most IBD guys that would notice if you donated.
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That is perverse, which you probably know yourself, hence the old "friend of mine" line.
Hahaha, oh the sincerity.......
Oconnor is definitely NOT fratty.
is this a serious question? you are seriously thinking about donating to a charity because some investment banker might see that you gave?? are you sick in the mind dude?
I cannot even believe people think this is dead serious. Damn, is sarcasm really THAT hard to get? Or maybe the people who come in on a high horse are just too anal to have a laugh.
"come in on a high horse" actually i was pissed because the kid who posted this obviously would be the one on a high horse idiot
No, you are on a high horse because you are actually taking this seriously and criticizing him for it.
Tell 'em why you mad, son. Tell 'em why you mad.
There's no way this thread was meant to be taken literally. I think patek's post is hilarious. He's right, people on this forum debate some of the dumbest things when it comes to breaking into ibanking. Wouldn't be surprised to see more questions like:
What kind of pen should I use as an analyst if I want to maximize my chance of being promoted to associate? (response: the lowest end version of your VP's favorite brand, but only for special occasions and only in silver, not gold trim.)
Should I comb my hair to the left or to the right during my SA ibd interviews? How would this affect my group placement if I then get a FT offer? Would it be the same for Cap Markets? Gel or natural?
with all due respect, given some of the serious stuff I've read on this site (just absurd), it really isn't that crazy to think this may be serious
U should also look at the history of the OP before bugging out.
I don't see what's wrong with his post, he's just trying to buy his way into banking, nothing wrong with that.
agreed but again this is for a friend of mine NOT for me
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