Best email I've gotten in a while

I'm working one morning and a friend of mine from when we were in banking (he's in PE, I left PE for a startup) sends me a note with a subject that says "Which banker do you think I was behind this morning?"

I opened the email and there's just a picture. I literally fell on the floor from laughing so hard. Best vanity plate I've ever seen.

#Vanity

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The level of troll is too high.

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