I'm working one morning and a friend of mine from when we were in banking (he's in PE, I left PE for a startup) sends me a note with a subject that says "Which banker do you think I was behind this morning?"
I opened the email and there's just a picture. I literally fell on the floor from laughing so hard. Best vanity plate I've ever seen.
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Cool story, bro.
Where's the pic?
Yeah what the hell kind of post is this. Forgetting the attachment is an amateur move, Chico.
WTF? Moral of the story: Don't judge a thread by the title.
Classic boutique PE guys. Can't even attach pictures correctly.
The level of troll is too high.
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