What’s the best response you’ve said or heard to someone asking, “How are you?”
Looking for something that’s actually funny/witty rather than the usual “good, how are you?”
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this cant be a serious question.. just be normal ur not a character out of Suits
Na bro just stick to the script. There’s a 1% chance that trying to differentiate yourself with “casual wit / humor” will land well since everyone’s aware of the purpose of these calls.
What the fuck
well, username checks out
would also like to know, aside form the witty stuff, how are you supposed to answer that if all you've done unironically is sit at your desk all day.
"He fucked up all the technicals but the way he answered 'how are you?' left such an amazing impression on me we need to give him an offer"
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