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Flashdancers was the go to until i got kicked out, now i refuse to go back. Scores down by the Javits Center is better imo but def for ppl well along in their careers (much more $ needed). Cheetahs and the Lace in Times Square are both garbage imo, but take that with a grain of salt cuz I only went once each and it was like a Tues, lol.

P.S.- this ever happen to any1 else? The bitch is giving me a dance, and I start thinking to myself "damn, this is one long ass dance". She musta been going for like 15 mins, never once asked if I wanted another. Then she finally finishes and tells me I got 4 dances! I lost my shit and got kicked out, lol. Only paid for 1 though so it was a moral victory if nothing else. That ever happen to any1 else?

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AndyLouis
GoldmanBallSachsFlashdancers was the go to until i got kicked out,
this deserves a thread all on its own, details please

lol, it was the p.s. down below. My reaction was a combination of A) being drunk B) the fact that around the 6/7 minute mark I began to question if she was gonna pull some shit like that, and C) the dance sucked anyway. I have friends that had similar shit pulled on them and I hate them for the fact that they actually gave in and gave the girls what they asked for, smh

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GoldmanBallSachsFlashdancers was the go to until i got kicked out, now i refuse to go back. Scores down by the Javits Center is better imo but def for ppl well along in their careers (much more $ needed). Cheetahs and the Lace in Times Square are both garbage imo, but take that with a grain of salt cuz I only went once each and it was like a Tues, lol.

P.S.- this ever happen to any1 else? The bitch is giving me a dance, and I start thinking to myself "damn, this is one long ass dance". She musta been going for like 15 mins, never once asked if I wanted another. Then she finally finishes and tells me I got 4 dances! I lost my shit and got kicked out, lol. Only paid for 1 though so it was a moral victory if nothing else. That ever happen to any1 else?

Haha. In foreign countries they sit next to you at a bar and ask if you'll buy them a drink. They don't tell you the drink costs $50-100 lol

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