Best Way to Leverage Experience as Paranormal Investigator?
I was a paranormal investigator for seven years after graduating from UGA in 2007. During this period I led a team of researchers who spent two nights a week camped out in abandoned hospitals, prisons, ect recording thermal and auditory activity. This activity was then edited into 10 minute mini-episodes for a group of investors that funded our research.
I'd now like to bring to the finance world my ability to make quick decisions while working under psychological stress, as well as my well-honed leadership skills. I've also gotten good at quickly sorting out bs from the real thing. Also good at working long hours into the early hours of the morning. I've heard that happens from time to time in this industry.
So my question is, what do you think I would do best in? Asset Management? Investment Banking? Sales? Trading?
I think your best bet would be to specialize in hostile takeovers, particularly exorcisms.
Estate Claims Investigator
Traveled across the nation to verify and analyze claims of spiritual damages resulting in the exorcism of over 12 inviduals and raising home values by 230% on average.
Consulted with professional estate managers and grounds keeps on implementing holy operation processes which reduced the rate of damages by over 20%
^ here your resume brah
Research Analyst, Murders & Executions
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