Incoming SA here. Adding this to the list of completely random welcome gifts I’ve never heard of before. Excited to own one though so def can’t complain... Just found it quite amusing.
Anyone else get an interesting welcome package?
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Bro give us a picture!
Still in the mail :/ will reply with a pic when it arrives
I'm looking forward to it hahaha.
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My group got a vest. The rest of the intern batch didn't get anything lol.
Is it branded? if not shitty gift.
RBC gave us toilet paper
Damn I only got a double headed dildo :(
wtf im full time and didn't get a fucking thing
They’re just hinting that you’re gonna have a lot of late nights🥶
Yeah be prepared for the branded lube coming soon too. It’s foreshadowing your MD’s proclivity to destroying you at 3am
They also gave us coffee beans and a branded tumbler so I think it's their way of saying we won't get much sleep lol
What about all the people who prefer tea?
Still, a nice thought to get something.
people who like tea work in back office
Chai tea also included in the gift
Didn’t a dude from BAML die from too much red bull? Good on them for leading their young staff to healthier decisions.
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