Can someone please get rid of assmonkey?

This fucking kid who goes to some shit school like Rutgers, although I respect how they owned Louisville, keeps giving advice to people, and he has never had an interview. Why don't we get middle school girls to give advice, they are just as qualified. At least start a barrier to entry that checks a target school/i-bank e-mail so dirty lower class Jersey kids don't give real people advice. Fuck that chach and his gay stewie picture.

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yeah, I hear you. I did a thread on this 2 weeks ago and it was pretty funny. But he's a pesky monkey. Gotta give him credit for blind persistance

 

I don't come from a target school, but I hear your thoughts. I think Asp Monkey gives a lot of good insight but its hard to understand where his authority is derived from.

 

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