Completing Elden Ring With No Summons Is An Indicator Of Success On The Desk

The title says it all. I have recently completed Elden Ring with no summons and I feel invincible, there's no way that an all-nighter aligning logos will defeat me harder than Maliketh and Malenia. I did that shit on my own, with no shortcuts, and I'm ecstatic to hit the desk next summer. I'm curious if any bankers in the industry can attest to this? 

I used a strength build and jump R2 half the time, but it's the principle that counts. I am the Elden Lord and expect similar treatment upon my arrival at the firm. Sure, the MD brought in clients, but I will bring in muscle memory to every boss in the game. Touché, motherfucker.

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