Do I need to cut my luscious locks? Srs question about flow

Rocking some glorious frat/lax flow rn. Pretty much identical to Neal Caffery. I want to continue slaying NYU sorority poon, but also my parents said I have to get a job. I'm afraid I may make my balding MDs insecure. Here's some pics for reference.

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Srs tho. Do i need to trim this shit up for interviews?

 

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