Duetshe Bank basically only wants Japanese superhumans.

Its basically Impossible to even get near this bank without knowing Quantum Physics and The math equation to Time Travel.

I heard a recruiter who works there spouting of a laundry list of PRE-REQUISITES. Apparently the Jap Kids are front runners in skills and quant-abilities.

MINUS one Bank.

Hopefully not all banks are like this.

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Bull-MarketDuytchse Bank right sorry. My bad.
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Yeah Maybe the lady wasn't talking specifically about IBD. But she mentioned applied math as something to have and pure math as a prerequisite as an applicant would be competing with International grads with a wealth of skills.

 
Bull-MarketYeah Maybe the lady wasn't talking specifically about IBD. But she mentioned applied math as something to have and pure math as a prerequisite as an applicant would be competing with International grads with a wealth of skills.

she clearly doesn't know what the fuck she is talking about and i'm guessing she isn't a banker

 

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