Its basically Impossible to even get near this bank without knowing Quantum Physics and The math equation to Time Travel.
I heard a recruiter who works there spouting of a laundry list of PRE-REQUISITES. Apparently the Jap Kids are front runners in skills and quant-abilities.
MINUS one Bank.
Hopefully not all banks are like this.
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I imagine they also prefer candidates who can accurately spell the name of the bank.
When you say jap kids what century do you imagine that you are living in?
Duytchse Bank right sorry. My bad.
Uhh... I can think of probably 5 kids I know that work at Deutsche off the top of my head who are white and are of very average intelligence from non targets
Yeah Maybe the lady wasn't talking specifically about IBD. But she mentioned applied math as something to have and pure math as a prerequisite as an applicant would be competing with International grads with a wealth of skills.
she clearly doesn't know what the fuck she is talking about and i'm guessing she isn't a banker
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Dammit if only I had some SBs haha.
Jap as in Jewish American Princess?
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Wow. Been a while since I've seen a thread with this much potential.
Fizzled quickly...
Someone got dinged.
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