I'm an analyst at an MM bank. We're all doing work-from-home. I just need to vent.
FUCK CAPIQ. It is slow as shit, and times out about 50% of the time. Even the simplest tasks within the projects take about nine years to load for no real reason. It's literally just fucking buyers lists. Fuck this crappy service. And curse my bank for being too cheap to get us something better. For fuck's sake why does CapIQ have to suck so hard?
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