I can’t explain much bc I’m panicking but a fellow first year analyst and I have been hitting a weed pen before meals to help get our appetites back. He took too many hits today and is now throwing up in the toilet. We’re supposed to meet with our VP and MD to go over a management presentation in an hour. What do I do??? Will they drug test us?? Can I throw him under the bus to save myself??? HELP!!!
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Im also high too just not greening out like he is so I can’t let them see me lie this
Ur not gonna like the answer
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When you’re in a situation like this the only thing that has a chance of helping is more drugs.
what happened mizuho?
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