hellz yeah

Had my internship supervisor (who has a perfect ass and is pretty much a copy of eva Longoria) come on to me last night @ one of the fin. district bars @ NYC. I didn't have sex, but am wondering, what are repercussions from sleeping with boss? ugh, decisions, decisions

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I think you should find out and tell us. I think a lot of the careers we talk about on WSO are cool, but you know what else is cool? High quality tail.

If I'm thinking with the other head, as long as you don't suck it won't hurt your chances at a job, but could make things awkward if/when you're FT. Which still sounds like an acceptable price.

 
Scott IrishI think you should find out and tell us. I think a lot of the careers we talk about on WSO are cool, but you know what else is cool? High quality tail.

tail trumps all

 

Give that bish some Canadian sausage.

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CanadianPositiveCarryHad my internship supervisor (who has a perfect ass and is pretty much a copy of eva Longoria) come on to me last night @ one of the fin. district bars @ NYC. I didn't have sex, but am wondering, what are repercussions from sleeping with boss? ugh, decisions, decisions

Repercussions? Getting an offer.

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illiniPrideIt is now more dangerous for you not to have sex with you. If the company finds you had the chance, they wont give you an offer to avoid a potential lawsuit. If you do sleep with her, you'll probably get an offer to prevent you from suing.

Besides, the story alone is worth it.

BAM! nailed it.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

aha, this sounds good.

Where are the juicy details? Describe coming on to you?

The reason I ask is sometimes guys are like wow she said hi, she must want my dick... lol

 
WhiteKnightDDaha, this sounds good.

Where are the juicy details? Describe coming on to you?

The reason I ask is sometimes guys are like wow she said hi, she must want my dick... lol

He's fucking canadian...pretty sure they say Hi up there before they strap you into the electric chair.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

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