HELP: Finance Team Names (Puns Encouraged)

Anyone have any good/funny finance related team names? Puns, something witty, play on words that is finance related (for competitions, sports teams, etc.)

Best Funny Finance Team Names

Below are some of the best from the WSO monkeys...you can do better? Add a comment and check out some in the comments below! These are obviously fair game for fantasy football office pools...

Blankfein's Runaway Tupee
The Motley Fools
Trader Joe's
The Spread Collars
Windsor Wankers
The Upticks
The IPOdors
The EBITDars

Thanks!

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I mean, there's always The Bulls and The Bears as possibilities.

My offices' suggestions (mostly self-effacing):

Coke Backed Securities. Size Traders. Morgan's Astrologers. Blankfein's Runaway Tupee. The Vampire Squids. Accelerated Analysts. The Ladderers. Alpha Seekers. The Gekkos. The Motley Fools. The Operations Analysts. The Hedge Jumpers. The Net-Nets. The Stock Boxers. (or Box Crossers) The Misogynists. The Human Resources Department. The VC Cold Callers. The Tech IPOs.

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FinancePunI mean, there's always The Bulls and The Bears as possibilities.

My offices' suggestions (mostly self-effacing):

Coke Backed Securities. Size Traders. Morgan's Astrologers. Blankfein's Runaway Tupee. The Vampire Squids. Accelerated Analysts. The Ladderers. Alpha Seekers. The Gekkos. The Motley Fools. The Operations Analysts. The Hedge Jumpers. The Net-Nets. The Stock Boxers. (or Box Crossers) The Misogynists. The Human Resources Department. The VC Cold Callers. The Tech IPOs.

I take it creativity isn't one of your strongest assets.

I like JT Marlin as a team name. Understated and kind of an inside joke for other finance people in your league.

 
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I take it creativity isn't one of your strongest assets.

I like JT Marlin as a team name. Understated and kind of an inside joke for other finance people in your league.

Hey man, it's a fire drill over here, go easy. This thread let us have fun during a conference call.

"Dude, not trying to be a dick here, but your shop looks like a frontrunner for the cover of Better Boilerrooms & Chophouses or Bucketshop Quarterly." -Uncle Eddie
 

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