I'm now a director at a PE fund but I remember when I was an IB analyst I would do the stupidest crap just to make my day less awful. Best memory was when I would take a mug from our office into the toilet stall and leave it in the toilet and then poop in it. HR had to do a full investigation to try and figure out who the culprit was.
What kind of dumb childish sh*t do you guys get up to?
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Annnd that’s enough WSO for today
Create WF with no data to send to back office to troll the lazy ppl working back there
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