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18 years. I survived everything - the all nighters, the 530am flights, the red eyes, the crazy MDs, the crazy clients - and made a generally very happy life for myself in the industry.

Then, two days ago, I had to attend a eight hour session for senior management on unconscious bias and sensitivity in the workplace. There were actors there! I am officially broken.

 

When I was an SA at a BigBoy bank I thought I was bathing in fire... "omg i have to stay past 11pm to work on this presentation? better text my friends how insane my life is"

So I moved to a boutique for hopefully a better lifestyle and now I don't have comfy protected weekends and the BSD ex-BB MDs are pulling in a fuck ton of deals and we are understaffed. Haven't had a weekend in the past 2 months.

Will probably survive another year of this and then hop on to the PE/VC side where I was told I'd get to use my brain, the hours were like being a school teacher, and everyone is really friendly and nice ^__^

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
 

Lol I too was told that’s what I could expect on the buyside...

Still waiting for it to come any day now!

"I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
 

The only way you get hours like a school teacher is when you become a GP. It's not even about reaching partner; there you're still proving yourself to someone above you. You either have to found your own shop or take/share the reins at an existing one.

Even in that narrow group, some guys don't do it well. It all depends on personality. Some people want their fingerprints on every single aspect of the business, so they work themselves hard. Others are good about being an administrator, watching over others doing the work rather than sweating to do it themselves.

That's where you start to get really easy 10-4 days. Venture is better in this regard than buyout.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

surely this isnt an actual question. with the information presented there are 2 choices.

1) earn 6 figures doing something you hate but...."be an investment banker" 2) "earn" 6 figures doing something you love but....NOT "be an investment banker"

is option 2 a "nice road"?!?!? of course!

 

Thanks for the insight! Yea! I've been thinking about Venture Capital, Google has a couple of cool funds, think they came out with a new one called "Gradient Ventures" for AI investments. I'm doing M&A but i'm not doing tech, so might be hard to get into.

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
 

I would say go for option 3.

3) Purchase a giant peach and rename yourself James.

-------------------------------------------------------- "I do not think there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance. It overcom
 

"my parents will give me 150k a year..." who even asks a question like this ? and even better, youre asking an online forum what you should do with your own life ... shouldnt this be a question you should be answering on your own ? one things for sure though, i dont think IBD is for you, simply based off of what you just posted.

 

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