I LOVE BEING A SLAVE

work all of my twenties, every single day trade my soul for some meager after tax pay sucking seniors off, deep throat till I cough Please sir I've worked 4 all nighters in a row, can I please have some time off? Of course Now Mr. promoted bottom bucket, heres the window, kindly please jump off Isn't there more to life that we know? besides the shallow hookers, money, prestige and blow? I hope I dissuade some of you to join the industry so that some candidates drop out, I need this interview please

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I understand the undertone of the post, but objective you're not a slave if you can leave at any moment.

 

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