I LOVE PRESTIGE (PJT)
I walk into PJT’s gorgeous white marble office every single day surrounded by prestigious, bright, talented co workers. No non targets. No diversity. Just perfection. It feels like the 80s. We do massive deals, we used to be Blackstone, and we exit to any fucking buy side fund we want. PJT. It’s so sexy. Best EB by far. You think I care that a CVP/PWP has a similar size and analyst profile? It doesn’t come close. Evercore is basically a BB. Lazard’s culture is reminiscent of the slave trade. And Moelis is so fucking ugly. Ahhh, PJT. I’m so happy here. Fuck you PJ soloman analysts.
PJT!!!! Prestigious Jewish Tax-Avoiders (PJT).
cope harder... cvp is meta and you hardo whartonites will never make it past vp in ib/buyside (ignore title)
All the monkey shit because I SHIT ON ALL OF YOU? I work at fucking PJT lol that’s better than every single fucking BB besides Goldman. Fuck you. PJT. Ahhhh. Life is good. Pjt.
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Lmaoooooooo
You think I give a damn about a boutique? Half of you bankers can't even stomach me, let alone stand me. "But Associate 2, what if you make MD? Wouldn't it be weird?" Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to financiers? Shit Charles Scharf better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Liz Warren and AOC, see em argue over how much the board pays me. Little bitch, put me on blast in DC, "Yeah he's cute but prioritizes shareholders over people, hehe." I should download her Birth Certificate in PNG and show the whole world how she lied about being Native to get her PHD!
I'm sick of you little IB groups, all you do is annoy me, so I saved over the working version of of the model to destroy you. There's a million of us just like me, dress like me, 'Gonia Vest like me, claiming Elite Boutiques, might just be the next best thing but not quite BB!
I love you
This is funny
Are you in RSSG? If not stfu
Are you 140k?
I walk into marble office and need to brain for the rest of the day since I’m a monkey
Call me at 555-555-6111 when you need food delivery. I deliver hot dogs and my life goal is to deliver one to a PJT analyst
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