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I would invest it in the stock market, real estate or simply put it in the bank (savings, cd, etc).

of course, if you don't want to take this route, you could always go on vacation anywhere.

 

Going to the West Indies to watch the next cricket world cup and enjoy the pleasent weather escaping the gloomy rough weather in London.

 
bonuseasonBear market....time to buy.....hopefully there will be a little bit left over for the previously mentioned vacation as well.

Who in their right mind thinks this is a bear market?

 
wingman
bonuseasonBear market....time to buy.....hopefully there will be a little bit left over for the previously mentioned vacation as well.

Who in their right mind thinks this is a bear market?

well that post was from about a year ago

he was right it was a pretty good time to buy

 

Spend a week in Bermuda catching up on your sleep.

"We are lawyers! We sue people! Occasionally, we get aggressive and garnish wages, but WE DO NOT ABDUCT!" -Boston Legal-
 

I'm pouring the lot into real estate and funds (merger arb, index) so I dont have to do this IB thing for ever....

 

Blow 5% of the bonus on a one night bender, put 25% of it into a weeklong trip, and invest the other 70%...hopefully you will have a big enough bonus that the 25% can get you somewhere nice, otherwise just spend more and invest less.

 

Now we're talking. Ideally you'd inherit one but if that's not the case then buying a vintage is the way to go. They're not even that expensive.

 

"-a motorcycle...come on, do you really care if you die?"

this is the funniest fucking thing in the entire thread, and i feel like i'm the only one who noticed.

on a much more serious note, i'd recommend doing something like this: if your bonus is $65k, for exmaple, get ten $6500 hookers (clean, pretty ones) over the course of 12 hrs. or, if you're really ambitious, twenty for $3,250 each over 12 hrs. you'd sacrifice some quality, but my god what a feat that would be. and don't tell me it can't be done: that's 1 or 2 hookers per hour. so it's not that time is a problem; it's whether or not you have the endurance.

 

but where does one get 6500 dollar hookers? aren't these called girlfriends usually?

 
gusthebusid buy a million dollar car. You couldn't pull me over, and even if you did I'd activate my car's wings and I'd fly away.

hahahahaha. I love that.

 

The season is afoot, let's revive this thread. My list:

Breguet Classique Regulator. Apple I-Phone. Annual driving range membership at Chelsea Piers. Bottle service at Cain. Unforgettable night at Scores. Throw a bum $100. VEGAS the RIGHT way. Back to work...

This is why we do this job.

 
Jimbomost people on these boards are analysts or younger and not paid on the february cycle.....

Granted, but are you not even planning what you will do with a possible bonus? I guess if your 23 you'll just giggle ridiculously and splurge it on crap for a job well done for the past 16 years at school.

 

All the above? (except that thing in parentheses)

Jack: They’re all former investment bankers who were laid off from that economic crisis that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have zero real world skills, but God they work hard. -30 Rock
 

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