Intern in IB, broke the industrial printer - am I cooked?

Hi all, first post here. As you can see in the title, my dumbass broke the printer at work. Started with there being an error for a paper jam, one thing led to another and the fucking H8 part (idk what this is) is on the floor, broken beyond repair. 

Context: I am an intern at a boutique IB shop, lean team, only printer in the office. 

On a scale from 1-10, how cooked am I? Will I be getting a return offer?

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