Hi all, first post here. As you can see in the title, my dumbass broke the printer at work. Started with there being an error for a paper jam, one thing led to another and the fucking H8 part (idk what this is) is on the floor, broken beyond repair.
Context: I am an intern at a boutique IB shop, lean team, only printer in the office.
On a scale from 1-10, how cooked am I? Will I be getting a return offer?
| +202 | UBS Accused of Favoring H-1B Workers While Cutting U.S.-Born Employees | 50 | 16h |
| +106 | IB Energy Drink Tier List / Ranking | 72 | 4h |
| +89 | PJT M&A Group Selection 2026 | 14 | 21m |
| +86 | ONLY THESE BANKS OR YOU STRUCK OUT | 28 | 16h |
| +42 | Firm Thinks I'm Lying About Offer | 17 | 3h |
| +40 | Feedback for internship first desk at IBD BB - personal fit, "don't be too confident" | 29 | 2h |
| +30 | Stay at Weak Dealflow Team or Lateral? | 7 | 4h |
| +29 | Does BofA still pay its associates rat pellets? | 15 | 2h |
| +21 | Indiana University Fraternity Pipelines | 13 | 15m |
| +20 | Choosing a group - Investment Banking | 5 | 32m |
Career Resources
Get instant access to lessons taught by experienced private equity pros and bulge bracket investment bankers including financial statement modeling, DCF, M&A, LBO, Comps and Excel Modeling.
as long as you didn't like kick it in or abuse it you're fine
I kicked it and abused it
Bruh
Bro thought he was in Office Space
Did you touch it too?
You are not liked nor loved
Re recruit
Re recruit
Dolorum iusto culpa sequi rerum mollitia. Cumque et est eos aut. Optio ratione velit voluptatem sunt magnam. Non nisi aut itaque sed assumenda exercitationem inventore. Et quia et voluptate quidem iure in earum.
See All Comments - 100% Free
WSO depends on everyone being able to pitch in when they know something. Unlock with your email and get bonus: 6 financial modeling lessons free ($199 value)
or Unlock with your social account...