Hi all, first post here. As you can see in the title, my dumbass broke the printer at work. Started with there being an error for a paper jam, one thing led to another and the fucking H8 part (idk what this is) is on the floor, broken beyond repair.
Context: I am an intern at a boutique IB shop, lean team, only printer in the office.
On a scale from 1-10, how cooked am I? Will I be getting a return offer?
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as long as you didn't like kick it in or abuse it you're fine
I kicked it and abused it
Bruh
Bro thought he was in Office Space
Did you touch it too?
You are not liked nor loved
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