I will set you up with some ufc picks for an internship. Daddy lives in Greenwich CT and says I need an internship next summer. Seems like a fair deal. Success rate: 97% Need something in NYC >300k because I need some more chrome. Will be at Phebes if you want to network. Message me if you want to network.
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Thoughts on tn Pereira v prochazka?
Daddy was playing poker with Dana, Pereira was an easy pick. Jiri was too weak to fight him. Pereira was too heavy and easy. Let me know if you want 304 pick will sadly take accounting internships. KPMG not preferred!
I work at a quant firm not sure if your qualified tbh
I am a dedicated UFC viewer, idc that your a nerdy quant, views will not stand a chance against my picks, I have an algo with a 97% rate. Achieving a 97% success rate in sports gambling requires placing a substantial number of bets, such as ( N = 1000 ), with ( W = 970 ) wins. The expected value (EV) of each bet must be positive, calculated as ( EV = P \times \text{Profit} - (1 - P) \times \text{Loss} ), where ( P = 0.97 ). To confirm this rate is not due to random variance, statistical significance can be tested using a hypothesis test (e.g., a z-test or chi-squared test), ensuring the observed success rate significantly exceeds the expected rate under a null hypothesis of randomness.
Works at a quant firm but doesn’t know the difference between your and you’re
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