Is that guy Dan Bush finally gone??
I had to leave for a while as he was so irritating!
It makes me happy to be in VC where we tend to be a bit more down to earth!
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Just ran across this in the comments section..
http://www.dealbreaker.com/2006/10/today_in_aleksey_vayner_hes_ve.php#m…
One liar calling out another liar? That's like the blind leading the blind..
No, he is not! He is indeed BIA.
pretty sure that his ban was permanent...so we'll see :P
pretty sure he created a new name. booya.
sweet cheeks
At least he admits to being 21 now.
HAHA - DAN BUSH EXPOSED! (Originally Posted: 10/01/2006)
I probably don't even need to point you to the evidence since it's all the rage right now, but just take a look at the thread IB vs trading or whatever it is. I started this thread so that I could sit back, laugh, and say, "I told you so!"
See http://danbush.ytmnd.com
Hey man, add some music on that.
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Phil Collins that is.
hahah
Nah, the current soundtrack is good imo.
lol
he'll just change his username....altho not the best idea since people would notice a 600 post newbie
Think about it. You are infatuated with a forum and you lead a life that isn't your own...only to be exposed. Everything in your world as you know it...IS A LIE!!!!
HAHAHAAHAHA!
Sucs.
Dan the Man...send me your resume.
how does he have balls? there's no consequences for him, as he can just slide back into oblivion. he's just a massive douche with too much time on his hands speculating and giving advice to people his own age.
talking about ibanking on this forum is about as close as he will ever get to being a real banker
i agree with bigdirs he is no different from the kid who lied on his resume
Always felt he was a fraud.
Especially when he regurgitated what I wrote regarding CS/UBS LA in another thread, then regurgitated what I wrote about Lev Fin...
Honestly, the real analysts aren't here to BS and argue with people, we're here to provide some insight and help to the rest of you...
Oh well Dan the Man. It's been fun.
Hasta Lazagna. Don't get any on ya!
GameTheory, he also regurgitated the stuff I wrote. That always irked me.
Hopefully this won't reflect poorly on the actual analysts on this board. We're here to talk to each other, help out the aspiring monkeys, and blow off some steam.
is not working for me.....what does is show? That Dan is not an analyst???
So frusturating when I get sgit filtered?
I'm dying of curiousity!
Oh wait I just read the other thread it he is a JUNIOR at a NON IVY TARGET!!!!! (well, I went to Michigan but I'm an engineer so that's fine!)
Dude, I am a woman banker, and nothing says LOSER like a guy who lies about what he does, how he looks, or $$$......good luck my friend, you are going to be a 40 yr old born again virgin!
Run home to mommy and have her tuck you in, you frankly deserve a spanking!
ChemEtoVC... may I eat you out? I'm not talking about Dan Bush "don't know what I'm doing" sex, I'm talking about literally wasting some time orgasmic dynamite sex, something you never ever experienced before.
why is it only the college kids that are epimping left and right all the women. First Dan, then wasting. Have some respect guys.
I mean come on guys you have access to all the fresh young talent all over you on campus...go make them uncomfortable by following them around campus saying things like "hey baby you got a nice ass"...instead of making them uncomfortable here.
do you honestly think the older women on this board are interested in immature kids?
*note: Nobody post on Dan's goodbye thread. It's completely unnecessary and I do not feel bad for him or anything.
Well I guess I am flattered Wasting Time and granted that particular activity is one of my favorite passtimes, I'm afraid I am not on the market at the moment!
Oh, and no I am not uncomfortable.....TRY to offend me!!!
that sounds like a challenge
aspiringmonkey doesn't understand women :(
Clearly ChemEtoVC needs all that i-banking stress in her life satisfied with some lovin'.
oh man...this forum is so funny
alright...a little too much aspiringmonkey I dont get why Dan Bush would just come out and say that hes a junior. I think hes trying to fool us all. Before he said anything, it seemed like he was an ibanker.
not really...but I can see where you are coming from...as a freshman you probably giggle when someone says booby
Aspiringmonkey, i don't want to take the spotlight off Dan, but need I point out that you are also a college student who is well on his way to 500 posts?
Like the other "aspiring bankers" here, you should be taking advice.. not giving it out.
well said flashbang
Most of us aspiring bankers have researched I-banking quite a bit, in no way does this make us experts, but we can give advice to people who know absolutely nothing and take advice from bankers in return.
you ever heard of lendng a fucking post. what the fuck is going on?
well unlike dan, everyone knows I'm a college student, so my advice is taken with a grain of truth.
And I dunno about you but I've researched Ibanking quiet extensively, and yes I may have 400 posts...but I can give advice just like others on things I know about. And things I don't know about I ask.
And I'm sure others don't want to wait for 12 hours before an actual ibanker gets on and gives their view point on something thats more or less common knowledge, such as gpa questions etc.
p.s. dan stop with the lying everyone knows you are a liar, so you are just like the guy who altered his gpa and got caught
dan bush doesnt go to yale (Originally Posted: 03/01/2007)
I did a quick person seach in yale's directory and no one by the name of dan bush appeared. perhaps he's smart enough to use an alias name. but regardles, he still doesnt go to yale. he's probably in jail with internet access and nothing else to do.
uh, I think Dan Bush is going to yale, have you searched his real name Aleksey Vayner ?
;-)
dan bush here. fuck you. obviously ur an idiot who doesnt no how to punch keys into a search button
hi everyone, here's the video of dan bush.
dan, link me to your yale profile. or dont because you dont go there
this is the right link to dan bush's home movie
u filthy fucking slut. just fucking look.
i did. but i must be doing something wrong. so just post the yale link to your profile so we can all see you arent lying.
i'll believe that dan bush goes to yale, but only because thats what he said when he first started posting (he was a lot more subdued back then)
http://scripts.its.yale.edu/cgi-bin/ph/directory.yale.edu?Query=bush&bt…
hmm..nowhere to be found. sorry dan/aleksey
im obviously not going to use my real first name you fucking whore. that would be a great idea. ahahahaaaha. what a dipshit. fucked up the ass a lil too hard last night? huh kiddo?
try harder
http://scripts.its.yale.edu/cgi-bin/ph/directory.yale.edu?Query=aleksey…
Known as Alesha?
found a quote dan/aleksey posted back in september.
"Its now 8:30pm and I've been toiling all day and night on something given to me yesterday at 2am. To all the ladies around, what is the best way to solicit action? Do you just approach a girl and be frank, or do you start on a different path?"
its hilarious on so many levels. one being that he made up the fact that he was a current analsyt. havent seen many things more pathetic than that. and he proceeds to ask about picking up chicks. what a loser!
its fun searching comments he's made where's he lying/sounding stupid. we should have a quote finding contest
the whole thread is precious. dan/aleksey talks about how he works with some girl he wants to hit on but how its hard because he works so hard all day and night.
this shit is gold. what comedic dreams are made of.
http://www.ibankingoasis.com/node/856
o lets leave the poor guy alone... it is obvious that he is the kid, while writing posts about being an ib analyst or selling his "paint company," is sitting in front of his computer screen in absolute tears because he is the only one who really knows just how pathetic he is.
No, he is not the only one that really knows.
He's proven himself an idiot for several years (legacy Vault).
Wait... this guy has been doing this for YEARS?
obviously dan bush isn't his real name
Dan, get a fucking life. You are the BIGGEST fucking nerd/geek/dork I have EVER seen! This brings me back to my days, I have a WONDERFUL locker to put you in, Aleksey!
Hahaha, I wonder how long it will take you to get laid! YOU SUCK ASS, GEEK!
who is this guy? ive never even heard of him before. get used to that feeling, as the rest of ur pathetic life will be that way. fucking trailer trash ass fuck.
dan, do you have a therapist?
to do that he'd have to acknowledge that he has a serious problem, which he will never do
The girl whom Dan danced with in the youtube video is pretty attractive.
Which beggs the question, how much did he fork out for this video?
LOL
Post here if you want Dan Bush to shut the fuck up (Originally Posted: 09/21/2006)
I know I
[quote=Wasting Time]I know I
Go back to popping roids and listening to your Phil Collins homo-fag music.
I keep this post alive. Over half of the post originations are mine. Also, the past three polls were engendered b/c of my posts. So if you dont like me, you would be better served just leaving the board. Otherwise keep your mouth shut. Thank you very much. Have a pleaseant evening.
"homo-fag music" he says. That confirms it. you are a 17yr old child.
he isn't that bad, sure he is defensive, but eh could be much worse.
Also, what is it with gay guys being a bad thing? Only one of the guys in my group is gay and I was just bemoaning that fact the other day. Not only is he a better dresser, he's got a better attitude and doesn't feel the need to engage in all the posturing that goes on among the straight guys.
I at least wish that more of the straight guys would act like the gay guy. Some days I just want to say, "Metrosexual, dude, have you heard of it? Please trim your nose hair, change your shirt every day, stop throwing pizza crusts on the floor, and stop scratching your balls. Thank you."
The last thing...dress pants get uncomfortable after awhile.
Mis Ind - I think I'm lucky on that part, most of the guys I work with (most - there are some resisting...) take quite good care of themselves and eat and present well. Shocking behaviour!
mis ind, are u saying im gay?
you were at the to of my list, now i dont no, youve dropped a couple rungs, no homoness here.
you guys are funny....and childish..but still funny
ur skinny and pale
I look like Christian Bale (minus the abs but working on it) and no, not the Christian Bale in The Machinist. Pale? Yeah so, I use to be really dark though from working construction.
Dan, you are probably a balding, fat slob. I think you post all this shit about how you are huge and built because you are so embarrassed of your weight in real life.
This would also help to answer why you can never seem to satisfy your sexual partners (see this thread: http://www.ibankingoasis.com/node/785 for reference). When you get on top of them, you suffocate them with one of your many belly folds causing them to pass out. By the time you are done and they wake up, they have no idea what took place during the past 30 seconds.
So to summarize, Dan Bush = Fat Bastard. Cue the lame comebacks!
ur right flashbang. i am fat. i persistently lie on this message board to talk to people like you. why cant u just leave me alone? why must you always talk with or about me? you are obesssed with me and it is getting pretty bad. just leave me alone. thank you. bye.
Your behavior pattern seems extremely erratic. If people go against your opinion you come at them, obscenities 'a-blazing. This may go back and forth for a while (see Zala vs. Dan threads), then suddenly you'll question why people don't "leave you alone." Interesting...
it is one thing to have a lively debate. it is another thing to have people tell you that you are something you are not. i dont go around calling people fat and gay because they like phil collins music. i would just like zala, wastingtime, and flashbang to leave me alone.
Zala, Flashbang and yours truly would like you to shut the fuck up.
well good for you. real men make things happen from their comments. i still waiting for your words to come to fruition.
Real men can also satisfy their sexual partners. Guess you're out.
Besides, I don't see why you feel your posts are so good. Most of your threads/posts are about retarded topics. A few examples:
Real quality stuff, Dan. You have single-handedly managed to destroy the signal to noise ratio here. Way to go.
you must be a real loser. who finds people's posts and posts them? when you get out of college give me a call. ill make sure you dont get hired.
Finds your posts? Your shitty posts are littered all over this fucking board.
note that the female bankers post yielded some 175 responses and a poll question. good day.
ok, but you still would have to gather them. dipshit. unless, of course, you memorized them :)
The rise and fall of Dan Bush (Originally Posted: 10/03/2006)
I've been following this forum as a guest for a little while now and I am truly excited. I'm a junior at Princeton with a 2.7 and I finally have a reason to be excited. It means that I can maybe get a banking job with my 2.7. It seems as though many that want to go into banking at my school are Dan Bush like. It seems as though many perspectives here are also Dan bush like. I gotta tell you guys, if this is the competition, here my 2.7 ass comes. The story of Dan Bush is representative of society. Dan Bush, if you're still out there you may have a fruitfull career in politics. You get busted, you deny it; you accept it; you deny it; then you go insane.
Dan actually added some flavor to this forum.
But RogueBanker and Zala were the real deal.
For some reason I think OP is Dan Bush.
who is OP?
The OP is definitely Dan Bush.
Can somebody explain what an OP is?
OP=original post(ER)
OP=Dan Bush
everywhere else OP = online pussy, pretty much means its a woman :P
I don't think the ol' DB could have typed a message this long without curse words or a rant, or typo.
OP, got it.
I don't get why people talk about Dan Bush, Zala and RogueBanker all the time.
I think Dan is slightly outspoken, good for the forum. Zala can be rude at times, but i do sense the flair of intelligence from him at times.
When you guys say "the real deal" what do you mean? are you saying that all Bankers should be outspoken, rude, smart, not much patience and often sexist?
dan bush doesn't have an offer (Originally Posted: 02/22/2007)
he's building his own company and selling it LOL
he also wrote on another thread that he's working in IB this summer but wants to interview for S&T fulltime...im trying to find it, this is too funny, i cant undersatnd why a guy would lie so much on an anonymous messageboard
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